Tonight's Fun Thread

[kenny320]

Nice one LA I'll give it some thought and see what I can come up with

[imperialism2024]

Hummer & RPG Sales

Electronics & Stress Relief

Adult & Bible Bookstore

[simpo two]

Greenpeace Nuclear plc

[kenny320]

Off-license and detox

[kenny320]

Porsche Cayenne and Off-Roaders

[kenny320]

Yes, I was distracted I'll see what else I can come up with

[LongQ]

simpo two said:

Greenpeace Nuclear plc

Already been done as a partnership.

[viggen114]

Taxman and 419'ers

[LongQ]

Political Lobbying and Lie Detector manufacturer.

[LongQ]

Reality TV Productions Ltd and Worthwhile Entertainment Inc.

[viggen114]

scammera manufacturer and Government expert witness

[LongQ]

Fast Bikes Warehouse (UK) Plc and Acme Funeral Directors.

[LongQ]

Action on Children and Pregnancy Advice Centre

(Like the African travel one LA)

[Tall_Paul]

How about...

Fast food and Colonic irrigation ltd.

[towman]

Truck Driver and Fitness guru
Mini Digger driver and Dentistry

Cyclist and road planning consultant


Oops, sorry about the last one - forgot we are talking fantasy.

[towman]

Librarian and One Man Band(or Town Crier).
Traffic Warden and Heart transplants.
Footballer and financial planning consultant

[Twincam16]

T. Goddard & A. Yentob presentation agency
Ministry of Sound & David Geffen records inc.
Burberry & Sinclair inc., Saville Row

and one of the funniest, because it's true:

Olympic games - official sponsor, McDonald's!

[wedg1e]

In similar vein, how about unlikely TV presenters:

Tomorrow's World with Fred Dibnah

Mastermind with Jack Osborne

Stephen Hawking's London Marathon

[jeremysmith]

Brothel & Pox clinic

[jeremysmith]

Blair's government & The Samaritans

Can just imagine their telephone switchboard,

"Are you desperate in which case you need to speak with one of our trained councillors or if you're really desperate you might want to try Tony, but I should warn you there are about 10 million in front of you, would you like to hold sir?"