life, better with sex

[WolfAir]

I'm currently not getting any and life sucks.
That said, i can now think in Chinese*

• I can't really.

[ApOrbital]

Good morning and well done.

[GeneralSinn]

I agree, life is indeed better with mutually consenting sex

[Mike335i]

Interesting start to a Thursday.

[Stuart70]

I suspect there are many who will start their Thursday not having sex.

Ah well....

[Dr Jekyll]

WolfAir said:

I'm currently not getting any and life sucks.
That said, i can now think in Chinese*

• I can't really.

Could you be a bit more precise than 'currently'? Today? This month? Under a conservative govt?

[Shuvi McTupya]

GeneralSinn said:

I agree, life is indeed better with mutually consenting sex

50% of participants also enjoy non consenting sex.

Too early for rape jokes?

[FN2TypeR]

Shuvi McTupya said:

GeneralSinn said:

I agree, life is indeed better with mutually consenting sex

50% of participants also enjoy non consenting sex.

Too early for rape jokes?

When would it be too late?

[Shuvi McTupya]

FN2TypeR said:

When would it be too late?

I'm not sure anymore. Some people have no sense of humour when it comes to violent sexual attacks.

[Gargamel]

Long runs outside and cold showers is the ticket, take your mind off things.

[Roofless Toothless]

Hurt your hand?

[csd19]

Or a hot shower and plenty of ripping the heid aff it.

[jimPH]

It's over rated, I'd rather go out on my bike. At least after you've ridden it, you don't have to wait for it to leave.

[exelero]

I started without it....wasn't my fault tho....

[zedx19]

6 week old baby, wife still not up for it, none during pregnancy, I feel your pain. When she does finally relent, it'll be like a flood gate opening on a dam, only much quicker.

[KrazyIvan]

Can you not buy a puncture repair kit?

[Down and out]

I prefer a nice cup of tea.
But it doesn't half make your willy sore.

[CharlieH89]

zedx19 said:

6 week old baby, wife still not up for it, none during pregnancy, I feel your pain. When she does finally relent, it'll be like a flood gate opening on a dam, only much quicker.

I think we were about 6 weeks after the baby was born but that was because she had forceps and stitches down there.

On topic, life is much better with sex. Key to a happy wife tbh.
Considerable difference in mood.

[seeby]

I'm getting too much at the moment.Someone help me out .

[zedx19]

seeby said:

I'm getting too much at the moment.Someone help me out .

Said no man ever.