Rejoice! A proper mobile phone...
Rejoice! A proper mobile phone...
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neil.b

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6,546 posts

276 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Vodafone introduces revolutionary 'simple' mobile phone
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http://www.pcpro.co.uk/macuser/news/73065/vodafone-introduces-revolutionary-simple-mobile-phone.html#

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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What, you mean it doesnt go...

...ringaddingdingdingbaaaaarrrrrmmmmmmbabaaaaarrrmmmmbombombombraaaaauuumdingdingdingdeeeerrrrrrrummmmmmmbbaaaaaaarrrrrr...

neil.b

Original Poster:

6,546 posts

276 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Its a bit of a brick, but hopefully it will prompt other manufacturers to follow suit. I'm not saying everyone wants a simple phone, but 90% of friends all complain about bloated features on phones when all they want is to make calls and send text messages.

I think they're on to something.

Mobile phone designers take note - make a nice, small, easy-to-use, fast mobile phone, without a camera/music player/video camera/etc. and you'll sell them by the millions. I personally guarantee it.

c c

8,051 posts

268 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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About time too.

wolves_wanderer

12,953 posts

266 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Pff, for £80 you can have any one of my 3 very old mobiles. One of them doesn't even send texts.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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My phone will do all sorts of useful things, take piccys play music record video etc etc etc.... I used these facilities constantly for the first 3 hours of ownership. Since then i've used the phone for making calls and texting, the same in fact as my previous phone which could only make calls and text.....

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Splendid. I have absolutely no wish to surf the net from my mobile (on a poxy screen at 25p/minute), even if I knew how to do it, or take photos with it (I have proper cameras to do that) and I send about 2 texts a month.

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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I've got a lovey 3G one which allows me to have video conversations.

Now all I need is for my mates to get them too, so I've got someone to have a video conversation with...

t1grm

4,657 posts

313 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Article said:
According to the figures, over 20 per cent of people said they have accidentally broken a device through misuse.



How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse? Other than physically dropping it in a bucket of water, jumping on it or driving over it. I doubt somehow this “simple” phone is going to resolve the aforementioned causes of failure?

JonRB

80,025 posts

301 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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t1grm said:
How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse?
By losing your temper and throwing it on the floor in frustration, of course.

neil.b

Original Poster:

6,546 posts

276 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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t1grm said:

Article said:
According to the figures, over 20 per cent of people said they have accidentally broken a device through misuse.




How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse? Other than physically dropping it in a bucket of water, jumping on it or driving over it. I doubt somehow this “simple” phone is going to resolve the aforementioned causes of failure?


Yeah, struck me as odd too. But, I don't care what they say to justify it, I just want a simple phone!

rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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jimothy said:
I've got a lovey 3G one which allows me to have video conversations.

Now all I need is for my mates to get them too, so I've got someone to have a video conversation with...

mine does that too!! but luckily my mates all have the same phones!

catso

16,397 posts

296 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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MilnerR said:
My phone will do all sorts of useful things, take piccys play music record video etc etc etc.... I used these facilities constantly for the first 3 hours of ownership. Since then i've used the phone for making calls and texting, the same in fact as my previous phone which could only make calls and text.....


Likewise......except I don't even use texting

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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Dad! I've found you a phone!

Seriously though - I don't need a camera phone because I have a camera, I don't need games because I've got a computer, and as for WAP - well it's like the internet in read-only format - easier just to pick up a free newspaper!

I use my phone for calls, texts and (very) occasionally WAP - and that's all I want to pay for.

agent006

12,058 posts

293 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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t1grm said:
How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse?


But seeing as they're struggling to understand it in the first place, when it doesn't do what they expect it is assumed to be broken and gets given up on.


Simple easy phone? Nokia 6310.

JagLover

46,748 posts

264 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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You can buy a cheap phone for less than £80 anyway-its a rip off.

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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JonRB said:

t1grm said:
How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse?

By losing your temper and throwing it on the floor in frustration, of course.


or hearing one play

Balmoral Green said:
What, you mean it doesnt go...

...ringaddingdingdingbaaaaarrrrrmmmmmmbabaaaaarrrmmmmbombombombraaaaauuumdingdingdingdeeeerrrrrrrummmmmmmbbaaaaaaarrrrrr...


But I think this is such a nice idea.
Hands up who
1) Uses WAP
2) Uses another ringtone apart from built in
3) Camera for wedding photos
4) media messaging.
5) Advanced network features data access etc
6) or games



neil.b

Original Poster:

6,546 posts

276 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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scared but happy said:

JonRB said:


t1grm said:
How the f**k can you break a mobile phone through misuse?


By losing your temper and throwing it on the floor in frustration, of course.



or hearing one play


Balmoral Green said:
What, you mean it doesnt go...

...ringaddingdingdingbaaaaarrrrrmmmmmmbabaaaaarrrmmmmbombombombraaaaauuumdingdingdingdeeeerrrrrrrummmmmmmbbaaaaaaarrrrrr...



But I think this is such a nice idea.
Hands up who
1) Uses WAP
2) Uses another ringtone apart from built in
3) Camera for wedding photos
4) media messaging.
5) Advanced network features data access etc
6) or games





Exactly.

1) No
2) No - well actually a lie. I had to DOWNLOAD a bloody ring tone that actually rings as all the ones on the phone are "musical" ones.
3) No
4) No
5) No
6) No

puggit

49,792 posts

277 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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scared but happy said:


But I think this is such a nice idea.
Hands up who
1) Uses WAP
2) Uses another ringtone apart from built in
3) Camera for wedding photos
4) media messaging.
5) Advanced network features data access etc
6) or games

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) No
6) Yes




Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Tuesday 24th May 2005
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It's a great idea. But I've already solved the problem, by ignoring all the marketing shite trying to push me into getting a new phone when I don't want one. This gives me the additional advantage over this new model that when the battery grinds to a halt I can re-cell it with standard NiMH AAA cells at a cost of not much over a fiver, instead of buying some fancy custom battery for ten times the cost.