chimp 500

[jacko500]

i speed tested my chimp last week on the m25 and got up to 205 mph .... my mates tell me im a liar but honest i did can anyone else plse comfirm that my car can go this fast...... unfortunatley my girl friend who was going to witness this passed out at 192 ... it was all to much for her
jacko the speed master

[Scruff400]

Do you play Golf?

[Graham B]

WOW, that's pretty damn fast, I've only ever managed about 10 mph on the M25.

Graham

[Scruff400]

quote:
I've only ever managed about 10 mph on the M25.

[Ballistic Banana]

Jacko i thought u were 'upgrading to a Beemer' sure u would get mach 3 outer that
Or was that uure gimp that wrote that


BB

[mel]

Scunthorpe.

[sb930turbo]

Yeah,
I had my Porsche Turbo up to 225mph on the M3 yesterday!

[CarZee]

Jacko, I'm sure you're familiar with the expression "Chinny Rackon"

[jacko500]

Well that will teach me for leaving my PC logged on at work when I've gone home! It looks like am(3)mazed got his revenge for my contribution to his speeding offence thread! Oh and I've always wimped out at 140, and not on the M25...........honest!

[scruff400]

Got 400 mph out of my Jetski on Snowden yesterday.

[david010167]

I thought the top whack on a Chip was 167mph, and that the speedo only goes to 180....am I missing something....


David M5 TVR

quote:i speed tested my chimp last week on the m25 and got up to 205 mph .... my mates tell me im a liar but honest i did can anyone else plse comfirm that my car can go this fast...... unfortunatley my girl friend who was going to witness this passed out at 192 ... it was all to much for her
jacko the speed master

[bluewedge]

Got to Mach 4 in my milk float yesterday. By the way, how big is yours?

[Nevin]

Got my Laguna up to 250mph on the North Circular yesterday. Had the engine chipped and have got front and back spoilers, so obviously its pretty fast. Still felt like I had plenty power left but had to back off as I couldn't see the other cars on teh road properly anymore, which was making weaving in and out of the traffic tricky.

[N17 TVR]

Jacko ? Chimp ?

Is your girlfriend called Billie Jean and your car Bubbles ?

Is it the only Tiv on the road that goes wwwwhhhhhoooosssshhhh ?

[edited to remove the words who is this t*t ?]

>> Edited by N17 TVR on Thursday 26th September 14:45

[Scruff400]

Got just above the speed of light out of a photon tommorow.

[Nevin]

No, No. Billie Jean is not his lover, she's just a girl who tells him he is the one. Although he's adamant the kid is not his son.

[N17 TVR]

quote:
No, No. Billie Jean is not his lover, she's just a girl who tells him he is the one. Although he's adamant the kid is not his son.

He's Adam Ant ? I thought he was Wacko Jacko !

[Nevin]

Adam Ant's mental as well, so maybe they're both just the one complete schizo?

[singh]

is this the same *wat jacko500(b.side) who sent me a mail addressed to pubehead and offered me a race? You really do have a lot of people posting on your b.half don't you Jacko... or is it that abusive mails,offers to road race and 200mph chims. is something difficult to own up to once the booze has worn off.

[jacko500]

singh - My apologies. Unfortunately, I am too lazy to log out of my PC before leaving work and many bogus e-mails have been sent from my login. It was initially quite amusing being added to gay porn mailing lists and such but offensive e-mails is too far.