Overcoming the strong smell of Cherry Bakewell?

[anonymous-user]

In a moment of madness today I tried this Imperial Leather Cherry Bakewell soap because I didn’t have anything manly like Lynx that I could pull the birds/fathers with this Father’s Day.
I didn’t think much of it but I now smell sickeningly of a [really] strong smell of Cherry Bakewells. It is now attracting weird looks from friends and family. However I can’t take another shower because the only other soap smells of orchids and I can’t be seen smelling of orchids either as it is repulsive to the opposite sex. Any ideas on how to explain my strong smell of this pastry treat? What pick up lines do I use at the pub? Do I talk about British Leyland?

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 16th June 12:30

[nurburgring1]

Give over, your'e making me hungry. I've spent the night watching Le Mans on the TV and the thought of a Cherry Bakewell sounds very appetising.

[Tango13]

nurburgring1 said:

Give over, your'e making me hungry. I've spent the night watching Le Mans on the TV and the thought of a Cherry Bakewell sounds very appetising.

Get some Disaronno and mix it with cranberry juice, tastes just like a cherry bakewell tart with the added bonus of alcohol

[colin_p]

Spray some WD40 on your armpits.

[vaderface]

sleepera6 said:

In a moment of madness today I tried this Imperial Leather Cherry Bakewell soap..

Edited by sleepera6 on Sunday 16th June 12:30

I used to make the stuff for a living, by the tank load. 20 years.
I fking stunk
Try walking into a pub for a quick pint after work on a friday afternoon.
Scary men stir at you.

[anonymous-user]

I feel sexually violated when people get a whiff of me

[J4CKO]

sleepera6 said:

I feel sexually violated when people get a whiff of me

I call custard !

[2gins]

I saw the thread title and thought "just eat it"...

[PositronicRay]

J4CKO said:

sleepera6 said:

I feel sexually violated when people get a whiff of me

I call custard !

Whipped cream, far better with cherry bakewell.

[ABZ RS6]

Bonjella.

[anonymous-user]

The One True Soap

[glenrobbo]

The female voice on my satnav pronounces it "Bar- kewell".
I feel compelled to shout despairingly " It's BAKE WELL you daft tart!!!"



OP, You need a good rub down with a quart of Castrol R, the true Essence of Man.

[dudleybloke]

WD40.

[anonymous-user]

Who the hell is Cherry Bakewell?

It's not one of these Love Island characters, is it?

[anonymous-user]

PRND said:

Who the hell is Cherry Bakewell?

It's not one of these Love Island characters, is it?

God I hate that stupid show.
Personally I like telling myself and friends/colleagues I am an intellectual because I enjoy a Horlicks and a bit of Louis Theroux or That Mitchell and Webb Look on the telly, rather than Love Island or worse...I’m A Celebrity (shudder)

[g3org3y]

Rename yourself Mr Kipling.

Job jobbed.

[gazza285]

colin_p said:

Spray some WD40 on your armpits.

GT85 is better. Smells like victory.

[colin_p]

gazza285 said:

colin_p said:

Spray some WD40 on your armpits.

GT85 is better. Smells like victory.

A bit too girly for me, all that lavender oil in it. Wish the Mrs would wear some though.

GT85 webisite said:

The added PTFE was designed to reduce friction, wear and energy consumption on components, improving operating efficiency on application. The final piece of the development process was the inclusion of real lavender oil which gave GT85® the pleasant fragrance that has since become distinguishable amongst users.

Creosote also makes for a nice refreshing aftershave.

[Doofus]

Bakewell tart smells like marzipan, which smells like sick.

HTH

[mike74]

I used some of that Cherry Bakewell showergel recently, left in the bathroom by the other half, it really is foul innit, who wants to smell of pastry!