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Woody_450

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452 posts

266 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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I just needed to vent some of my anger, not having a good start to the day...

Getting ready for work this morning I went and put all my stuff in J-Lo (the TVR) thinking that it looks like it could be a nice day and a topless drive home would be good. Locked her up and went inside to hurry up the gf. Came back outside and she wouldn't open, nothing, nada. So had to slum it in the Audi. Leaving all the stuff I need for work today in car. grrrrrr

Then driving Des the Audi round to the car park I was waiting at a set of lights when I heard someone sounding their horn, I turned to see this suited middle aged merc driver (who looked like he had a bad smell under his nose) trying to pull behind me into this narrow side street with his barge of a car. And apparently he required me to pull forward the one inch I could move so he could get behind me. I'm kicking myself now but I actually did move, why why why?!?! but then got no recognision for doing this, not even a smile (I think his face would have cracked). I wish I'd been in a banger and I'd have accidentally slipped in the reverse and rammed the f**ker! What a rude little sh!t, I also apologise to the Audi driver behind me the hand gesture wasn't meant for you

Sorry for letting this out on you lot, but seen as though the Government have the queens birthday off there's hardly anybody in work today (apart from us mercenary contractors!)

Sorry again
Rich

bor

5,143 posts

284 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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You have given your cars, names ???????????????

Woody_450

Original Poster:

452 posts

266 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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bor said:
You have given your cars, names ???????????????


Yeah I know it's so the gf knows which one is which

J-Lo = the chimaera = it's got a big @rse!
Des = Audi = it's reg plate started DE5

I'll get my coat...

whoateallthepies

4,292 posts

263 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Woody_450 said:

bor said:
You have given your cars, names ???????????????



Yeah I know it's so the gf knows which one is which

J-Lo = the chimaera = it's got a big @rse!
Des = Audi = it's reg plate started DE5

I'll get my coat...


What's wrong with that. My first car was an Astra (Lavista)

Then I had the Sierra (Leone)

Now I've got Reggie the Renault

Woody_450

Original Poster:

452 posts

266 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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I should rename this thread into "What's your car called?" or "Are you sad enough to name your cars? (Like me)"

I had a mini called Benny, because he was slow and brown (like benny from crossroads and his hat)

Where did I put that jacket...still looking...

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

313 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Woody_450 said:
...And apparently he required me to pull forward the one inch I could move so he could get behind me...

And the problem with that is...? Surely its courteous driving practice to do that - its no skin off your nose. OK, so you may not get thanks for it, but you know you've done the right thing.

Why would you want to deliberately sit there and block someone else when you could move one inch and be out of their way?

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Woody_450 said:

J-Lo = the chimaera = it's got a big @rse!


Exactly why my ZMC's named J-Lo!

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Woody_450 said:
I should rename this thread into "What's your car called?" or "Are you sad enough to name your cars? (Like me)"


Been done...

angusfaldo

2,831 posts

303 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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DAMNIT! I was driving my Merc to work today (I'm a brain surgeon and had just received an emergency call to the hospital) and some chav in an Audi deliberately blocked my turn.

I got the impression from his unconcerned look that he might be one of those wierdos who gives his car a name...

>> Edited by angusfaldo on Friday 27th May 10:48

Woody_450

Original Poster:

452 posts

266 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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angusfaldo said:
DAMNIT! I was driving my Merc to work today (I'm a brain surgeon and had just received an emergency call to the hospital) and some chav in an Audi deliberately blocked my turn.

I got the impression from his unconcerned look that he might be one of those wierdos who gives his car a name...





1. I must the oldest chav on the block!!
2. It is an actual S3 not a chav machine looking like a S3
3. GET A CAR THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE


did the brain surgery go ok

>> Edited by Woody_450 on Friday 27th May 11:11

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Woody_450 said:
I should rename this thread into "What's your car called?" or "Are you sad enough to name your cars? (Like me)"

I had a mini called Benny, because he was slow and brown (like benny from crossroads and his hat)

Where did I put that jacket...still looking...




In the words of my own Dad: "I can't stand beetles and 2CVs - they're driven by the sort of people who give their cars names".

Coming from a man who once owned a grey Morris Minor with go-faster stripes, Wolfrace alloys and a brassed/chromed engine bay - and every Morris Minor I've ever seen has a name too!

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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Twincam16 said:
every Morris Minor I've ever seen has a name too!

You didn't see mine...

D Fender

377 posts

257 months

Friday 27th May 2005
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So good he named it twice?


Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Saturday 28th May 2005
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Bugger. Now rectified ... what I meant was: had TC16 seen mine, it would not be true that every Morris Minor he'd seen had a name...