Cheap presents for a tightass?

[Frimley111R]

A mate is moving away and we want to get him 3 leaving presents but he's a cheapskate so they need to reflect this. Best I have found is a JD Wetherspoon voucher although the min amount on it is £5.

Any ideas?

[vtecyo]

Vaseline.

[bristolbaron]

I’m not sure if Poundland do gift vouchers, but they do mugs and greetings cards..



Bulk buy 48 very cheap toilet rolls? The cheapskate won’t want to waste them but they’ll be a pain in the ass to get through!

[Captain Smerc]

Poundland

[Neptune188]

Argos Catalog
1 Pound scratchcard (Or one of the "fake" ones where you think you've won a million)
Bag for life.

[ColinM50]

Vistaprint (and others) do custom mug printing. You could put a photo of you all with two fingers up or more graphical, "eff off c88t" or something more original.
https://www.vistaprint.co.uk/lpt/mugs-cat-resp-mar...

[T-195]

Sports Direct gift tokens.

[Shakermaker]

I have one of these for my coffee at work, it raises a titter from most who see it

https://www.poundland.co.uk/poundland-mug

[Frimley111R]

ColinM50 said:

Vistaprint (and others) do custom mug printing. You could put a photo of you all with two fingers up or more graphical, "eff off c88t" or something more original.

I've got him a card that says 'Sorry you're leaving. Not really, fk off'

[Frimley111R]

bristolbaron said:

Bulk buy 48 very cheap toilet rolls? The cheapskate won’t want to waste them but they’ll be a pain in the ass to get through!

[The Moose]

Shakermaker said:

I have one of these for my coffee at work, it raises a titter from most who see it

https://www.poundland.co.uk/poundland-mug

Why does it raise a titter?

[Shakermaker]

The Moose said:

Shakermaker said:

I have one of these for my coffee at work, it raises a titter from most who see it

https://www.poundland.co.uk/poundland-mug

Why does it raise a titter?

as it is slightly amusing, but not the funniest mug in existence?

[The Moose]

Shakermaker said:

The Moose said:

Shakermaker said:

I have one of these for my coffee at work, it raises a titter from most who see it

https://www.poundland.co.uk/poundland-mug

Why does it raise a titter?

as it is slightly amusing, but not the funniest mug in existence?

Why is it slightly amusing? I don’t get it?

[Shakermaker]

The Moose said:

Why is it slightly amusing? I don’t get it?

I don't think I could really explain it, I guess that its just something where our sense of humour doesn't overlap

[DanL]

bristolbaron said:

Bulk buy 48 very cheap toilet rolls? The cheapskate won’t want to waste them but they’ll be a pain in the ass to get through!

[Mr-B]

vtecyo said:

Vaseline.

This.
From Poundland.

[anonymous-user]

Shakermaker said:

The Moose said:

Why is it slightly amusing? I don’t get it?

I don't think I could really explain it, I guess that its just something where our sense of humour doesn't overlap

Given what's printed on it, the fact that you can get three for two quid is mildly amusing.

[alfaspecial]

Mr-B said:

vtecyo said:

Vaseline.

This.
From Poundland.

Agree. A jar of Vaseline from Poundland. With one modification. Buy something (anything) with a 'markdown' sticker - 'say 50% off' - from a shop (any shop) and transfer it to the jar of (Poundland) Vaseline.

Your 'gift' will therefore say to the recipient
1) No doubt you will make use of this because you are a tightarse......
2) Because you are a tightarse I was only willing to pay a single solitary pound for your present......
3) And because I think so little of you I actually went to the effort and didn't even pay full price for your present

[Sporky]

If I may raise slightly...

A jar of vaseline from Poundland, but with a price sticker from a charity shop.

[alfaspecial]

Sporky said:

If I may raise slightly...

A jar of vaseline from Poundland, but with a price sticker (saying 'Pre-Owned' ) from a charity shop.

P.S. And using your fingers take a good 'scoop' out of the contents before passing on the gift.....