Nessie May be a Giant Eel
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Mort7

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kylos27

205 posts

122 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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I blame Brexit

crankedup

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267 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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Scotland will need all the tourism it can muster if it goes independant

otolith

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228 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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The British record rod caught eel weighed 11lb 2oz and has stood for over forty years.

This year the Environment Agency caught an eel from the Thames in a survey which might have challenged that record - they didn't release the weight, but it was 139cm long and weight/length charts would suggest a weight of 12lb10oz.

I think the idea that there are Loch Ness monster sized eels in Ness is insanely fanciful.

ScotHill

3,924 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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kylos27 said:
I blame Brexit
I thought we were heading for a No Eel Brexit?

jet_noise

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206 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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ScotHill said:
kylos27 said:
I blame Brexit
I thought we were heading for a No Eel Brexit?
claphehe

BoRED S2upid

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264 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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crankedup said:
Scotland will need all the tourism it can muster if it goes independant
Killer eels.

Drew106

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169 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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ScotHill said:
kylos27 said:
I blame Brexit
I thought we were heading for a No Eel Brexit?
hehe

Bravo, sir!

750turbo

6,164 posts

248 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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crankedup said:
Scotland will need all the tourism it can muster if it goes independant
According to some SNP supporters we do not even want our nearest neighbours...



Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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I thought the worlds biggest Eel was small

rufusgti

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216 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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As a teen I remember looking over a bridge in West Wales where I grew up and seeing an enormous eel swimming up stream from under the bridge. It would have been in about 12 inches of water and was swimming how I imagine a snake to swim... In a kind of writhing S shape. I spoke to a few anglers about what I'd seen and described it as being about 1.5 metres long and as thick as my wrist at the time. The anglers I spoke to were not surprised by the size and said the river is home to lots of huge eels. So it surprises me to hear the biggest ever caught was just 139cm.
Another strange point about the story was the colour of what I saw, a kind of browny, sandy colour. Where's the anglers were only aware of jet black eels in the river. I've always wondered what it was exactly.

poo at Paul's

14,558 posts

199 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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Big eel? PR I reckon!
Sadly, in my considerable experience of working in and visiting for tourism, the Scots at best seems to display apathy toward, well pretty much anyone who isn't an American in check trousers with a fat wallet!
We went at Easter to go MTB'ing spoke to some guys from the National MTB team / commission at Glentress, who were less than helpful in suggesting any particular trails to look at on our first visit to Glentress. Spoke to the shop guys who said that would be because we are not "local" and they want to keep it for the locals.

Great! Glad we travelled 400 miles up there. biggrin

Coupled to apathetic staff at the big posh gold hotel down the road, a pool closed due to "unplanned maintenance" and surly slow service pretty much everywhere we went, it was a trip we're not too keen to repeat!! laugh

I am sure they are not all like that but some of them don't help 'emselves!

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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poo at Paul's said:
Big eel? PR I reckon!
Sadly, in my considerable experience of working in and visiting for tourism, the Scots at best seems to display apathy toward, well pretty much anyone who isn't an American in check trousers with a fat wallet!
We went at Easter to go MTB'ing spoke to some guys from the National MTB team / commission at Glentress, who were less than helpful in suggesting any particular trails to look at on our first visit to Glentress. Spoke to the shop guys who said that would be because we are not "local" and they want to keep it for the locals.

Great! Glad we travelled 400 miles up there. biggrin

Coupled to apathetic staff at the big posh gold hotel down the road, a pool closed due to "unplanned maintenance" and surly slow service pretty much everywhere we went, it was a trip we're not too keen to repeat!! laugh

I am sure they are not all like that but some of them don't help 'emselves!
Strange this, of all the people in the Not United Kingdom I have found the natives of Scotland to be the best, they are so sociable, warm hearted and extremely funny

Ooops almost forgot, they can't half drink plenty

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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rufusgti said:
As a teen I remember looking over a bridge in West Wales where I grew up and seeing an enormous eel swimming up stream from under the bridge. It would have been in about 12 inches of water and was swimming how I imagine a snake to swim... In a kind of writhing S shape. I spoke to a few anglers about what I'd seen and described it as being about 1.5 metres long and as thick as my wrist at the time. The anglers I spoke to were not surprised by the size and said the river is home to lots of huge eels. So it surprises me to hear the biggest ever caught was just 139cm.
Another strange point about the story was the colour of what I saw, a kind of browny, sandy colour. Where's the anglers were only aware of jet black eels in the river. I've always wondered what it was exactly.
There is a possibility that you met the monster

HarryW

15,896 posts

293 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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Penelope Stopit said:
poo at Paul's said:
Big eel? PR I reckon!
Sadly, in my considerable experience of working in and visiting for tourism, the Scots at best seems to display apathy toward, well pretty much anyone who isn't an American in check trousers with a fat wallet!
We went at Easter to go MTB'ing spoke to some guys from the National MTB team / commission at Glentress, who were less than helpful in suggesting any particular trails to look at on our first visit to Glentress. Spoke to the shop guys who said that would be because we are not "local" and they want to keep it for the locals.

Great! Glad we travelled 400 miles up there. biggrin

Coupled to apathetic staff at the big posh gold hotel down the road, a pool closed due to "unplanned maintenance" and surly slow service pretty much everywhere we went, it was a trip we're not too keen to repeat!! laugh

I am sure they are not all like that but some of them don't help 'emselves!
Strange this, of all the people in the Not United Kingdom I have found the natives of Scotland to be the best, they are so sociable, warm hearted and extremely funny

Ooops almost forgot, they can't half drink plenty
That's my experience too, except perhaps inside the Glasgow ring road.

otolith

65,937 posts

228 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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rufusgti said:
As a teen I remember looking over a bridge in West Wales where I grew up and seeing an enormous eel swimming up stream from under the bridge. It would have been in about 12 inches of water and was swimming how I imagine a snake to swim... In a kind of writhing S shape. I spoke to a few anglers about what I'd seen and described it as being about 1.5 metres long and as thick as my wrist at the time. The anglers I spoke to were not surprised by the size and said the river is home to lots of huge eels. So it surprises me to hear the biggest ever caught was just 139cm.
Another strange point about the story was the colour of what I saw, a kind of browny, sandy colour. Where's the anglers were only aware of jet black eels in the river. I've always wondered what it was exactly.
Can sometimes be hard to judge the size of things in water.

The larger of these (huge but well under the record) eels was 120cm - still pretty big!

https://www.anglingtimes.co.uk/fishing-news/2012/R...

Their colour varies a lot.

This river, it was definitely freshwater?




eharding

14,648 posts

308 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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otolith said:
Can sometimes be hard to judge the size of things in water.

The larger of these (huge but well under the record) eels was 120cm - still pretty big!

https://www.anglingtimes.co.uk/fishing-news/2012/R...

Their colour varies a lot.

This river, it was definitely freshwater?


Oh my God - he killed Nessie! You bd!

crankedup

25,764 posts

267 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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750turbo said:
crankedup said:
Scotland will need all the tourism it can muster if it goes independant
According to some SNP supporters we do not even want our nearest neighbours...


Oh good’O, England welcomes tourists with open arms. smile

otolith

65,937 posts

228 months

Friday 6th September 2019
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eharding said:


Oh my God - he killed Nessie! You bd!
laugh

Lovingly returned to the water.

I don’t get people who fish for eels on purpose. They’re revolting, they cover everything in slime. They have the redeeming feature of being good eating, but nobody keeps them, least of all those who catch them on purpose (and indeed it’s now illegal to do so)

echazfraz

772 posts

171 months

Friday 6th September 2019
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750turbo said:
crankedup said:
Scotland will need all the tourism it can muster if it goes independant
According to some SNP supporters we do not even want our nearest neighbours...


fking hell. Imagine writing that tweet with a straight face.

And we are not really in a position to be bringing up colonialism are we?!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-e...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/22/glas...

What a roaster.