Ration packs
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Dibble

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13,260 posts

266 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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When I was a cadet, many moons ago, we used to get the British ration packs, which as a kid, were quite good fun. They were pretty weighty though as everything was canned, apart from the “arctic” ones, where most stuff was freeze dried and needed tons of water to rehydrate (not really an issue when you’re surrounded by snow and ice...)

During my very brief flirtation with Royal Navy service, things had moved on and the ration packs were boil in the bag type. The meals were slightly more “exotic” as well. Both these and the canned stuff needed a stove, which was usually a solid fuel hexamine “Tommy cooker”. The fuel tablets stank and covered the mess tins with horrendous black soot.

It seems like the current British ration packs now have some sort of chemical “no flame” cooker, which you just add water to and put the meal pouch in with. I’m not sure what the chemical reaction is, or whether it gives off any fumes, but it seems to be pretty efficient at heating up the meal pouches.

Over on YouTube, there are plenty of people “reviewing” various ration packs. The consensus seems to be that the British ones are amongst the best - serving or recently retired soldiers/sailors/aircrew may have a different view on this! One guy, “Steve1989”, is here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJ...

Then of course, there’s “Crazy Russian Hacker”, who gets VERY excited about almost everything he eats, even if his table manners leave a little to be desired... He reviews a lot of stuff, not just ration packs.

https://www.youtube.com/user/CrazyRussianHacker

There are plenty more doing a similar kind of thing. I’m tempted to see if I can get hold of a few packs for any of my bike trips where I might end up camping. They’d also be handy in any well-equipped PHer’s “grab/go/bugout bag”.

devnull

3,848 posts

183 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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I bought a UK ration pack after seeing some of the SteveMRE vids (mmnnice).

They were quite a tasty lucky bag - I had a chicken curry. One thing I thought was that you could definitely taste the calories in them - not something your average office worker should be eating! smile

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,260 posts

266 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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devnull said:
I bought a UK ration pack after seeing some of the SteveMRE vids (mmnnice).

They were quite a tasty lucky bag - I had a chicken curry. One thing I thought was that you could definitely taste the calories in them - not something your average office worker should be eating! smile
“Let’s get this on a tray...”

They are designed to be pretty calorific, but then I guess that’s what you need if you’re fighting a war. I think ration packs used to be about the last place you could get those “Spangles” boiled sweets and I seem to remember the Rolos had a fair bit of Arabic writing in them as well, I suspect we supplied the Saudis with some of their rations too.

madcowman

222 posts

144 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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nice Gusset.

I got hold of a few of the french ones - they are really surprisingly tasty, though I tend to share one with my daughter when she "camps" in the garden.

DocJock

8,722 posts

266 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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devnull said:
I bought a UK ration pack after seeing some of the SteveMRE vids (mmnnice).

They were quite a tasty lucky bag - I had a chicken curry. One thing I thought was that you could definitely taste the calories in them - not something your average office worker should be eating! smile
When I was doing JSMEL stuff in Norway, we got the Arctic ration packs, which were all around the 5500-6000 calorie mark. Still didn't put on weight mind...

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

163 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Two words, biscuits brown curse

DocJock

8,722 posts

266 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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aka porridge blocks.

Dutch ration packs still have 'em.

DMN

3,051 posts

165 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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citizensm1th said:
Two words, biscuits brown curse
Topped off with "Cheese Possessed".

eharding

14,648 posts

310 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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citizensm1th said:
Two words, biscuits brown curse
From my cadet days in the dim and distant past I can still remember "Biscuits AB" - and not until now did I find out the "AB" stood for "Alternate Bread".

The best use of them was to hammer them into powder and chuck them in the Chicken Supreme or Beef Curry, as I recall.

"Biscuits, Fruit" were like industrial Garibaldi, but quite edible.


SwanJack

1,953 posts

298 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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I remember the silver can opener,(and the rations were a welcome relief from the awful school meals!)

Type R Tom

4,281 posts

175 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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I've taken them to festivals before and been quite impressed, used the water to warm the food then made coffee with it. They aren't cheap but much better than 1 slice of bacon in a roll for £5. Usually followed by a can of warm beer.

Bill

57,903 posts

281 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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They weren't too bad iirc, apart from the greasy tinned "bacon". The best thing for that was putting it on a lot stove in a trench and running away. It made a hell of a mess and I pity the next poor sod to jump in. hehe