Man farts at police

[anonymous-user]

[redacted]

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

I’d better stop the Dutch ovens on the wife

[caziques]

"Pleaded guilty to..." "...'intentionally flatulating' in the direction of police".

Much sniggering

[Zirconia]

French by any chance?

[Stussy]

https://youtu.be/ai-Vh2B0Mec

[gooner1]

I can't believe he wasn't charged for puffing his chest out too.

[Greendubber]

I've as a bloke push a st out when strip searching him, rather grim!

Headlines a little misleading though as he wasn't given anything for farting.

[RDMcG]

Sounds like a wind up.

[jet_noise]

Stussy said:

https://youtu.be/ai-Vh2B0Mec

I see your R&M & raise you a Monty P:
I fart in your general direction

[Stussy]

Game over, you win! There’s no come back for that!

[jet_noise]

Stussy said:

Game over, you win! There’s no come back for that!

[eldar]

jet_noise said:

I see your R&M & raise you a Monty P:
I fart in your general direction

Francois Pujol, aka Petomane, made farting a huge attraction.

https://youtu.be/0rIXipAV6Fs

Him in action, silently...

[Halb]

RDMcG said:

Sounds like a wind up.

best use of a Heteronym I've seen in some time, surely.

[Vanden Saab]

Greendubber said:

I've as a bloke push a st out when strip searching him, rather grim!

Headlines a little misleading though as he wasn't given anything for farting.

Tbh if I was in a police cell and a policeman was about to 'check' me for drugs I am not at all convinced that I would not st myself...

[Gargamel]

Vanden Saab said:

Greendubber said:

I've as a bloke push a st out when strip searching him, rather grim!

Headlines a little misleading though as he wasn't given anything for farting.

Tbh if I was in a police cell and a policeman was about to 'check' me for drugs I am not at all convinced that I would not st myself...

I have heard that Greendubber would dips the fingers of his gloves in Thai red curry sauce just before the search.

[Greendubber]

Vanden Saab said:

Greendubber said:

I've as a bloke push a st out when strip searching him, rather grim!

Headlines a little misleading though as he wasn't given anything for farting.

Tbh if I was in a police cell and a policeman was about to 'check' me for drugs I am not at all convinced that I would not st myself...

He wasn't worried, one of our frequent fliers so pretty well heeled when it comes to custody. He was just expressing his disgust towards us

I can still remember the 'fppphhlap' noise it made as it landed on the hard, cold cell floor and my mates 'really?' face, just before he said "If you pick that up and come anywhere near me, make no mistake.......I'm going to make you eat it"

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

Greendubber said:

He wasn't worried, one of our frequent fliers so pretty well heeled when it comes to custody. He was just expressing his disgust towards us

I

Probably why it dropped out. Doubt if his sphincter was much good if he’s had a copper elbow deep in his arse several times