Strip clubs and strippers
Strip clubs and strippers
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2,482 posts

199 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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I had drafted a response in the stag do’s thread but I think the subject is worthy of its own.

One thing I absolutely hate, and frequently seems to be the goal of stag do’s are strip clubs. And strippers themselves for that fact.

I cannot see the point of having some woman try to wind me up knowing it won’t result in shag. And if i could, as I’m sure you can, I wouldn’t want to, for all the obvious reasons - cheating/STI risk/etc etc I’ve had one divorce already, I really don’t want another.

Drinks are steeply prices and the staff are there to extract as much cash as they can. And to do this with another fella sat next to you getting the same inane treatment. Do you high five mid way through?

Happy to be corrected if I’m way off or have missed something. Expecting the usual homo/pussy/pussy on pedestal/something something responses.

ambuletz

11,752 posts

211 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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never really understood why you'd want to pay money just to get a boner/blue balls. just go home and watch porn for free.

alock

4,559 posts

241 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Look at it another way. At the end of an evening with some friends, it's nice to arrive at a club where as a group of blokes you are invited in. You are shown to 'your' table for the night and introduced to your waitress. There's some background entertainment going on in the form of a scantily clad woman on the stage.

Occasionally a woman will join you for a chat and a bit of a flirt. She's doing some low-level selling of some extras, but you both know 100% where you stand.

deckster

9,631 posts

285 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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And in other news, bear spotted using arboreal areas for toilet breaks and Pope announces a belief in a Supreme Being.

Turn7

25,723 posts

251 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Yep...Ive always said its like going to a Michelin restaurant and they just pass the plate of food by yuor nose.....

Pointless and grubby.

S11Steve

6,389 posts

214 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Going to strip club with your other half rather than your mates puts it into a whole different perspective.


Spare tyre

12,562 posts

160 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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S11Steve said:
Going to strip club with your other half rather than your mates puts it into a whole different perspective.
Split personality?

m_cozzy

508 posts

214 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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As dated and pointless as telephone sex lines. Ending up in a red light district is a different matter though.

stuartmmcfc

8,775 posts

222 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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I’ve been to a lap dancing club twice in my life and a casino 4 times.
Each time I’ve had a great time, spent a fortune and left with nothing.
Wasted the rest of my life.

Easternlight

3,933 posts

174 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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stuartmmcfc said:
I’ve been to a lap dancing club twice in my life and a casino 4 times.
Each time I’ve had a great time, spent a fortune and left with nothing.
Wasted the rest of my life.
biglaugh

Nobody nowhere

59 posts

101 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Watching half naked or naked women is not a group activity.

S11Steve

6,389 posts

214 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Spare tyre said:
S11Steve said:
Going to strip club with your other half rather than your mates puts it into a whole different perspective.
Split personality?
Well I did see another side to her!

DoubleD

22,154 posts

138 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Nobody nowhere said:
Watching half naked or naked women is not a group activity.
It is if there are a few of them!

can't remember

1,170 posts

158 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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S11Steve said:
Going to strip club with your other half rather than your mates puts it into a whole different perspective.
I'm sure she appreciated your support on her first day at a new job.

eltawater

3,510 posts

209 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Struggling to leave a darkened room you voluntarily entered, being endlessly led on with promises of action which evaporate as quickly as your hard earned cash, ultimately leaving you feeling empty and exhausted with nothing to show for it at the end of it all?

Sounds like good practice for the Stag to me biggrin

HD Adam

5,155 posts

214 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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You're doing it all wrong.

Pulled a stripper once in Grand Prairie Texas.

Took her back, rode her like Seabiscuit (well dirty), didn't cost me a penny and I didn't catch anything.

Frank7

6,619 posts

117 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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I think that women are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but I wouldn’t willingly go into a strip club, or pub, although I went into an all nude bar in Florida, with the husband of my best friend once.
She and he had flown down to Florida from New York, so she could be my witness when I married at a local County Court House.
I’d picked them up at Tampa airport, and he’d seen this bar as we approached the house I’d rented, “Great place for a bachelor party Frankie boy”, he’d said.
My wife to be and my friend went bar hopping along U.S. 19, and I took John to the tit*y bar, as it seemed to be the American thing to do.
Back home I’d never go near one, not that I don’t love t and a, but the very idea that some poor girl is taking her clothes off, and looking at me as some pathetic loser, whose only chance of seeing a pair of t*ts, is to pay strip bar prices, would make me want to throw up in shame.
The yank girls maybe felt the same way, but at least that was a one off, I’d no intention of going back there.

toasty

8,405 posts

250 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Would you go to a boxing match and complain you didn't get hit? Or visit an art gallery and complain you didn't get to use crayons to make your own picture?

Some things are just for entertainment. If you don't like it, don't go.

I've enjoyed the couple of times I've been (a long time ago I might add) but also had the benefit that someone else was picking up the cheque.

Bill

58,675 posts

285 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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toasty said:
Would you go to a boxing match and complain you didn't get hit? Or visit an art gallery and complain you didn't get to use crayons to make your own picture?

Some things are just for entertainment. If you don't like it, don't go.

I've enjoyed the couple of times I've been (a long time ago I might add) but also had the benefit that someone else was picking up the cheque.
yes It's just live entertainment.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

138 months

Tuesday 24th September 2019
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Frank7 said:
I went into an all nude bar in Florida, with the husband of my best friend once.
Did you not feel a bit cold?