Are you shoplifting? No, it's my schlong.

[Cold]

A chap with a large chap is demanding an apology from a shop in Stoke on Trent after store detectives mistook the bulge in his trousers for some stolen clothes.

Hate it when that happens.

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-tren...

[Initforthemoney]

No pics?

[konark]

' Is that some stolen salami in your pocket , or are you just pleased to see me?'

[take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey]

That article... Someone had fun writing that.

"... despite going to great lengths to prove his innocence"

[Terzo123]

Milkround? Did he show the security guard his receipt?

[Wacky Racer]

I bet the manager felt a right bell end.

[Rollin]

Proper cock up.

[Byker28i]

Terzo123 said:

Milkround? Did he show the security guard his receipt?

Probably not as he didn't have one. Did the security guard had the balls to search him?

[BlackLabel]

Initforthemoney said:

No pics?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-man...

[Electro1980]

BlackLabel said:

Initforthemoney said:

No pics?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-man...

He looks pleased. She does not.

[StanleyT]

They look like they are wearing "his and hers" matching buttplugs and she has got the measure out to show the length of penetration (I hope not girth).

I saw the photo elsewhere before reading the story and "Stoke" was the first town that came to mind (coloured by Chris Moyles stories of living there and for some reason despite living 100 miles away my car satnav TA automatic traffic always deciding to pick up radio Stoke and tell me that the D road is shut again due to Lord Tattershall flagellating peasants on the A500 roundabout).