please

[nervous]

...can i come home now, its horrible here.


if somebody doesn't immediately phone my boss and call me home urgently, i am going to start ranting threads on the following assorted topics:

1: 'loans. i know nuffink about loans'. >urgetokillrising<

2: The Crazy Frogs genitalia. if his is blanked out, why not daffy and Donald duck and all the creatures on animal hospital (including Rolf)

3: the price of things today.

4: are policemen getting shorter?

5: tsk. bloody chavs.

6: why I'm right and EVERYONE else is wrong.

7: does cheese really smell, or is it my nostrils?

8: if a woman has a thought in the woods, and no ones around to hear it, does anyone care?

9: candles?! Bloody Candles!? whats wrong with lightbulbs?

10: glue doesn't work.

11: pot pourri: PT Barnum's greatest product.

12: Bedford Rascal and his auxiliary nipples. suggested uses thereof.


you have been warned people. (and bruciebaby, no need to thank me for saving you the time posting 3,4,5 and 6. all part of the service).

[lotuslad]

I think question 4 is one for Mungo

[lotuslad]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Which brings us back to point number 2!

[nervous]

bedders said:

WTF? I've told you before - That's my cock, it's just a bit smaller then average.

oops, sorry. that explains why the milk was off.







:tooofar:

>> Edited by nervous on Thursday 2nd June 14:25

[Rooster]

Nervous said "Too much"

Thought you were in hell for daysndaysndays incommunicado or however you spell it?

[nervous]

i am in hell. but, sadly for you people, it turns out i have internet access.

[nervous]

ps. i hope this helps.

[Rooster]

nervous said:

i am in hell. but, sadly for you people, it turns out i have internet access.

well there you go then, you have been saved from hell, until 9pm of course!

[nervous]

yes, and thats when the 'voices' start, as you well know.

[Rooster]

nervous said:

yes, and thats when the 'voices' start, as you well know.

Oh I know big time, last night it was the pictures on the wall again!! They definately are not mine and I do NOT live in that house!

[nervous]

.....backs slowly away....

[cotty]

nervous6: said:

why I'm right and EVERYONE else is wrong.

You must be my old boss, hi



>> Edited by cotty on Thursday 2nd June 15:11

[nervous]

hi cotty wheres all my stationary gone you ?

[cotty]

nervous said:

2: The Crazy Frogs genitalia. if his is blanked out, why not daffy and Donald duck and all the creatures on animal hospital (including Rolf)

Frogs don’t have genitalia like humans do (I read it this morning) so there is nothing to blank out on Daffy and Donald Duck. The Crazy Frog should not have anything dangling between his legs

[nervous]

aaah, that makes PERFECT sense.

[cotty]

nervous said:

hi cotty wheres all my stationary gone you ?

[nervous]

[cotty]

Nervous did you realise that there is a second page on your profile where you can add in current and past cars like my profile.

[nervous]

hhmmm... knows he's being set up, but answers anyway....

no, i didnt. why cotty mate?

[Extra 300 Driver]

Nervous,

Are you still in Norfolk? Bad isnt it!