If you had a Terminator + time machine...
If you had a Terminator + time machine...
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C0ffin D0dger

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3,440 posts

175 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Who would you send it back in time to kill before they could commit their crimes against humanity? Ignore all that space time continuum stuff.

Me: George Ezra before he wrote that f**king Shotgun song, my kids are constantly signing it and it's now firmly stuck in my head and I hate it furious

(Okay Hitler or something is probably a better answer but it's just for fun biggrin)

HTP99

25,214 posts

170 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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My dads widow!

Fastchas

2,838 posts

151 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Diane Abbott's, no wait...Emily Thornberry's mom.
How many bullets do I get?

crofty1984

17,064 posts

234 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I'd have him nick me some clothes, boots and motorcycles. As far as killing someone, I dunno, maybe hunt down people that key cars and shoot them in the face. Oh, and that couple sat behind me and the Mrs on our flight back from Cuba the other year, awful bullies they were.

warch

2,941 posts

184 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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This is fun. The trick is to choose truly key individuals in world affairs.

Imagine what would've happened if you offed Henry VIII before he'd broken with the Catholic Church, that would have had a huge impact on;

European politics, we would've been on much better terms with other Catholic countries like France, Spain, Scotland and Ireland.

Industry and the Age of Reason, Catholic countries were much more restrictive about new theories and inventions, hence why the Industrial Revolution began in the UK and not in Europe.


Spare tyre

12,562 posts

160 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Me the minute I launched a stone at my neighbours greenhouse as a kid, saw my dad at the last minute panicked and the stone flew into my dads greenhouse smashing it.

I then got punished by both the neighbour and my dad!

NoVetec

9,967 posts

203 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I'd do a nature vs nurture experiment.

Go back in time to Braunau am Inn in 1889, pick up baby Hitler and take him to where ever in Europe there was the least amount of anti-semitism and racism in that period. Come back to the present, see what happened.

If I had to Terminate someone as a condition, I'd just shoot Hitler's dad. Baby Hitler wouldn't know so the experiment is unaffected and his dad was a right arschloch by most accounts too.


Fastchas

2,838 posts

151 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer steps back and squishes the fish that first came onto dry land.
What can go wrong?

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

111 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I agree with the OP, Ezra would be my target too.

Also, that Ryland thing on the radio.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

7,882 posts

85 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Err...you can keep the time machine bounce


colin_p

4,503 posts

242 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I think I'd go back and have a word with the designer of Comet to make sure they fitted round windows instead of square ones.

HD Adam

5,155 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Jasey_ said:
Adam
Wait, whut?

StanleyT

1,994 posts

109 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I'd go back, tip that Guy Fawkes fellow off that he was being set up and bring him back to the 21st century and show him the shambles of a Parliament we have today. Then I'd let him choose his modern day weapon of choice and send him back to the 1660s with that.

Oh and June 21st 1998. I'd go back to Sarah Ps bedroom, and if I'd realised at that point int my life that was the only time a girl would ever ask me to do that, I'd give it a try. Then Terminator her as I wouldn't want anyone knowing.

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

123 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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StanleyT said:
I'd go back, tip that Guy Fawkes fellow off that he was being set up and bring him back to the 21st century and show him the shambles of a Parliament we have today. Then I'd let him choose his modern day weapon of choice and send him back to the 1660s with that.

Oh and June 21st 1998. I'd go back to Sarah Ps bedroom, and if I'd realised at that point int my life that was the only time a girl would ever ask me to do that, I'd give it a try. Then Terminator her as I wouldn't want anyone knowing.
I don't think that you're doing this right.....

67Dino

3,644 posts

135 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Lee Harvey Oswald on 21 November 1963 would be a decent candidate.

Plus whoever invented those long rectangular milk sachets they give you on planes these days.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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So many people
Milosevic

Pol Pot

but i think it would have to be the idiot who thought desalination plants were too costly to use in the UK.

Fore Left

1,614 posts

212 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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colin_p said:
I think I'd go back and have a word with the designer of Comet to make sure they fitted round windows instead of square ones.
Not sure my local Comet had windows other than in the sliding doors biggrin

StanleyT

1,994 posts

109 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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FN2TypeR said:
StanleyT said:
I'd go back, tip that Guy Fawkes fellow off that he was being set up and bring him back to the 21st century and show him the shambles of a Parliament we have today. Then I'd let him choose his modern day weapon of choice and send him back to the 1660s with that.

Oh and June 21st 1998. I'd go back to Sarah Ps bedroom, and if I'd realised at that point int my life that was the only time a girl would ever ask me to do that, I'd give it a try. Then Terminator her as I wouldn't want anyone knowing.
I don't think that you're doing this right.....
Ah, OK, so I take BoJo back with me to and a small atomic bomb and get him to place it under the speakers chair, then escape back to this century with Guy Fawkes just as BOJO detonates it and he gets pegged by Sarah P on 21st June 1998? That any better?

750turbo

6,164 posts

254 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Every single member of the Scottish Nationalist Party....


GGGRRRRR!!!!!!

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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That saville bloke and his ilk, get rid of the lot of them.