A Very Pubic Apology

[Harry Flashman]

Sorry, 2SBs.

:paperbag:

[mybrainhurts]

He is a bit, isn't he......?














heeheeheeheeheeheehee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

[alexkp]

Ahh...the old "public" "pubic" word substitution gag.


Apparently found scribbled next to the cave paintings at Lascaux.

[nervous]

oh come on alex (so to speak), who's this hurting?

[Harry Flashman]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Mate, I was flattered, but you're not my type. No need to get all shirty about it.

[alexkp]

I'm not being shirty...


I just heard that Shakespeare edited a similar gag out of "Coriolanus" on account of the groans it elicited from the audience...

[nervous]

tee hee, you said 'anus'

[Harry Flashman]

That nervous chap just pipped me to the post there.

[nervous]

hey, you reave him arone, his chicken is rubbery

[alexkp]

I feed the line....


And true to form....lol

[Harry Flashman]

Is that the chicken that comes with the cream of sum yung gai?

He'll have a double portion.




In about an hour, I actually will be six years old, if this continues.

[nervous]

yes!! >punches air to rejoice beating flash<

>insert edit gag here using the words 'beat'and 'flash'<

[nervous]

nice work, harry.

[alexkp]

nervous said:

yes!! >punches air to rejoice beating flash< >insert edit gag here using the words 'beat'and 'flash'<

So nervous is now doing a flashdance round the office to the tune of Beat It by some dodgy old pop perv...

[vixpy1]

Sounds like a load of balls to me!

[alexkp]

...and following that up by dropping his trousers and doing a "moon walk".

[Harry Flashman]

Soon Ted's going to lock all threads on which you & I have participated today, nervy, and punish us in a suitable manner. Which will be a clip round the ear and confiscation of the BMX, the way we're regressing.

[nervous]

you say that like theres something wrong it alex. try it, its liberating

harry, if he does that ALL threads will be locked. weve had a busy day

>> Edited by nervous on Thursday 2nd June 17:46

[Harry Flashman]

nervous said:

you say that like theres something wrong it alex. try it, its liberating

Well, you trip up, for a start...

[alexkp]

nervous said:

you say that like theres something wrong it alex. try it, its liberating harry, if he does that ALL threads will be locked. weve had a busy day >> Edited by nervous on Thursday 2nd June 17:46

...and now I refer you over to the moon landings thread. Now there can be no doubt.