Joke for business owners

[Frimley111R]

Stolen from the joke thread but 'many a true word spoken in jest' as the saying goes...

Success is like pregnancy, everyone says 'Congratulations', but now one knows how many times you got fked!

[StevieBee]

Like that!

Another I like is this....

Boss arrives in to work proudly showing off his brand new BMW 3 Series. One of his younger employee looks it over admiringly and congratulates his boss on the car. The boss puts his arm around him and says: "son, if you really knuckle down, work hard and stay loyal, this time next year................I could get myself an M5".

[Wacky Racer]

Supposed to be a true story, but if not, funny anyway.....

Multi millionaire Dave Whelan was walking around JJB's warehouse when a young worker came up and said, "Mr Whelan, the soles of my trainers are hanging off, and I can't afford to buy another pair until payday, can you help me?"

Whelan took a huge wad of cash out of his pocket held together by an elastic band, gave him the band and said "Here lad".....

[Tony Angelino]

Wacky Racer said:

Supposed to be a true story, but if not, funny anyway.....

Multi millionaire Dave Whelan was walking around JJB's warehouse when a young worker came up and said, "Mr Whelan, the soles of my trainers are hanging off, and I can't afford to buy another pair until payday, can you help me?"

Whelan took a huge wad of cash out of his pocket held together by an elastic band, gave him the band and said "Here lad".....

Wasn't this Del boy to Rodders, who's sole was coming off his 'best Gucci'?

[DSLiverpool]

Not a joke as such but this has been with me fir decades.

There is no “i” in team

But there is a “ME”