Has Mrs Fish....

[chim_knee]

... been online today? Or are things "progressing"?! :)

If you're reading this Mrs Fish - fingers crossed for t'weekend :D

Or if anyone's reading this who may well speak to her could you send her my best wishes!

Cheers,
Phil.

[rich 36]

sprogged !

[Einion Yrth]

rich 36 said:

sprogged !

I believe the correct term is 'spawned'.

[rich 36]

Wonder what first word might be ?

[Mrs Fish]

I'm still here

Nothing happening as of yet... I've eaten my pineapple and am going for a longish walk to the pub this evening where I will be having a hot curry

[rich 36]

Oh hello, thought you'd gorn orf' somewhere

[craigw]

good luck!

[t1grm]

Mrs Fish said:

I will be having a hot curry

Not sure what school you studied biology but that's not going to help it along.. wrong end dear

[vixpy1]

I fear there will be 'how do we get it to come out' thread shortly'



Good luck Mrs F..

One, two, three... PUUSHHH!

[chim_knee]

I've heard that curried beetroot sandwiches help too! y'know... if you want the baby to come that badly!!

Glad to hear that we've not missed anything. All the best anyway! Look forward to the big announcement when it comes!

Edit: Oh and eaten a pineapple?!! I think that's was just a metaphor for what it feels like when it comes out - not that you're meant to eat one... Thank god you didn't read the one about shoveing it somewhere as that it what it feels like too!

>> Edited by chim_knee on Friday 3rd June 16:37

[rich 36]

"Look out, she got a camera"!

[Mrs Fish]

t1grm said:

Mrs Fish said: I will be having a hot curry Not sure what school you studied biology but that's not going to help it along.. wrong end dear

The midwife told me that hot curry was a good thing to try

[pdV6]

t1grm said:

Mrs Fish said: I will be having a hot curry Not sure what school you studied biology but that's not going to help it along.. wrong end dear

Worked for my goddaughter... her parents-to-be, MrsV6 & I went out for a curry and she put in an appearance the very next day!

Good luck Mrs F!

[rich 36]

....And she's not afraid to use it

[srebbe64]

Mrs Fish said:

I'm still here Nothing happening as of yet... I've eaten my pineapple and am going for a longish walk to the pub this evening where I will be having a hot curry

Good luck Mrs F. I've got four kids and my missus always goes over-term. We do, however, know of a 100% reliable (four out of four) way of "self inducement". I won't elaborate any further, other than to say it's more effective than a walk and a curry!

[rude girl]

vixpy1 said:

I fear there will be 'how do we get it to come out' thread shortly'

I'm told that nookie (the activity, not the irritating puppet) will encourage things to start moving. But I'm not sure we need a bulletin on whether you tried it and if it worked or not Mrs F

[lazyitus]

Mrs Fish said:

I've eaten my pineapple

Sperm has the same properties and therefor, a quick 'Hows ya father' can encourage the nipper to pop its head out.

[vixpy1]

srebbe64 said:

I won't elaborate any further, other than to say it's more effective than a walk and a curry!

Boucing up and down on the bed like a couple of kids?

[Mrs Fish]

srebbe64 said:

We do, however, know of a 100% reliable (four out of four) way of "self inducement". I won't elaborate any further, other than to say it's more effective than a walk and a curry!

That will be the s e x word then

[vixpy1]

I'm in the sweep with Wednesday.