blorkes!

[rooster]

why is it, that despite living in the same house for 4 years and having all the utensils, crockery etc in exactly the same place, him in doors can never find an item first time! Just watched him hunt round the kitchen for a bottle opener even tho it is in full view.
:ranting:

[cotty]

I have the opposite problem, been living in my place for 9 years but the gf when she visits never puts things back where there supposed to be, so I can never find things

[koenig999]

"There is no cheese in this fridge"

Koenig

[rooster]

Same routine every day, like a dog, opens one drawer...nope, not in there , next drawer, nope, ...
Are they all like this?

[scared but happy]

cotty said:

I have the opposite problem, been living in my place for 9 years but the gf when she visits never puts things back where there supposed to be, so I can never find things

They do it on purpose to :-
a) Wind you up
b) Make you look stupid
c) Make you think you are going mad

But I think it is d.

[vixpy1]

I get home each night and my girlfriend is neither in the Kitchen or the Bedroom, the places where i usually leave her.

Why can't women stay where we leave them ?

[planetdave]

Have you tried looking in front of the bathroom mirror?

[up-the-dubs]

vixpy1 said:

I get home each night and my girlfriend is neither in the Kitchen or the Bedroom, the places where i usually leave her. Why can't women stay where we leave them ?

Well, they do need to be able to move around a bit. How would the place ever be cleaned?

[cotty]

scared but happy said:

But I think it is d.

I think its A but go on what's D

[minimax]

vixpy1 said:

I get home each night and my girlfriend is neither in the Kitchen or the Bedroom, the places where i usually leave her. Why can't women stay where we leave them ?

is anyone else still unused to the fact that vixpy's got a bird?

[wizzpig]

rooster said:

Same routine every day, like a dog, opens one drawer...nope, not in there , next drawer, nope, ... Are they all like this?

Have you noticed that we start by looking in one place, then seeing that it's not there look elsewhere. But when we don't find it elsewhere either, we return to the first place just in case it has mysteriously appeared!?

I have no idea we we do that!? Must be a bloke thing.

[mybrainhurts]

Youth Gone Wild said:

minimax said: vixpy1 said: I get home each night and my girlfriend is neither in the Kitchen or the Bedroom, the places where i usually leave her. Why can't women stay where we leave them ? is anyone else still unused to the fact that vixpy's got a bird? It seems to have inflated his ego.

He's got a blow-up one that hides from him?

[rooster]

wizzpig said:

rooster said: Same routine every day, like a dog, opens one drawer...nope, not in there , next drawer, nope, ... Are they all like this? Have you noticed that we start by looking in one place, then seeing that it's not there look elsewhere. But when we don't find it elsewhere either, we return to the first place just in case it has mysteriously appeared!? I have no idea we we do that!? Must be a bloke thing.

and dogs!!

[Zod]

women hide things from men: kitchen items, clothes (especially socks) and important papers. It's true - ask any man!

[cotty]

rooster said:

and dogs!!

Harsh

[Balmoral Green]

I must be the exception, and a freak too. I know exactly where every single item I possess is at any time. If I want anything, I can go straight to it, even if it has been in a box in the loft for years. If it isnt there, I wont look for it, because I know it has been moved by someone else, so I demand of the family to know where? why? etc. Even if something has not actually changed location, but has been moved just a few millimetres, I know, and want/need to know why?

[mybrainhurts]

What if the wind moved it....?

[kenny320]

mybrainhurts said:

What if the wind moved it....?

You mean vixpy's "girlfriend"?

[Mrs Fish]

rooster said:

Same routine every day, like a dog, opens one drawer...nope, not in there , next drawer, nope, ... Are they all like this?

Well Fish is anyway... he'll look for something, then ask me where it is, I'll tell him, he'll look and swear blind it isn't there, I will then go to where I have told him and it will be there.

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Saturday 4th June 22:12

[speedychrissie]

apparently the scientific reason why women seem better at finding things than men is because women visualise the object whereas men just think of the name. so it might be right infront of a bloke and he wont notice it cos our brains work differently to womens'.

i just pity the poor scientists who had to actually research this!

chris