British tourist eaten by Shark.

[BlackLabel]

What a way to go.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/07/hand-w...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/07/hand...

Last month a British tourist in Australia lost a foot in a shark attack - luckily he lived to tell the tale.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-...

[Ayahuasca]

You go in the water, you are part of the food chain.

[Thankyou4calling]

You go in the cage
Cage goes in the water
Sharks in the water

Our shark

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish maidens
Farewell and adieu you lady’s of Spain
For we’ve received orders
For To sail back to Boston
And so never more shall we see you again.

[Jasandjules]

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

[SpeckledJim]

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Veni Vidi Venison

[eldar]

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Underwater deer with snorkels and flippers?

[MDMA .]

There was a shark attack on Cottesloe Beach, Perth when I was there in 1997. I've not been in the sea since then!

[anonymous-user]

SpeckledJim said:

Veni Vidi Venison

[Ayahuasca]

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Chances are he was killed to death by the shark.

Still, 100 million sharks are year are killed by humans, so we are winning.

[KrazyIvan]

Or the most elaborate plan to claim life insurance since some guy got lost in his canoe?

[PositronicRay]

Ayahuasca said:

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Chances are he was killed to death by the shark.

Still, 100 million sharks are year are killed by humans, so we are winning.

Deer don't usually eat you though, and sharks rarely jump out in front of your car.

[baconsarney]

KrazyIvan said:

Or the most elaborate plan to claim life insurance since some guy got lost in his canoe?

How the feck can you get lost in a canoe? All the ones I’ve seen are only about 8-10ft long...

[KrazyIvan]

baconsarney said:

KrazyIvan said:

Or the most elaborate plan to claim life insurance since some guy got lost in his canoe?

How the feck can you get lost in a canoe? All the ones I’ve seen are only about 8-10ft long...

[anonymous-user]

eldar said:

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Underwater deer with snorkels and flippers?

Don't be so bloody stupid man, of course not, the deer prefer to SUP around.......

[YankeePorker]

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

In most places I’d agree with you, but not in La Reunion. It has become a rather bizarre shark attack black spot over the past 10 years, to the extent that it’s messing badly with the tourism industry.

[pequod]

Ayahuasca said:

Chances are he was killed to death by the shark.

Still, 100 million sharks are year are killed by humans, so we are winning.

Evidence for that claim?

[pidsy]

PositronicRay said:

Ayahuasca said:

Jasandjules said:

Chances are he drowned and then was scavenged.

Very few people die from shark attacks annually, around 10 worst case. Over 100 are killed by deer.....

Chances are he was killed to death by the shark.

Still, 100 million sharks are year are killed by humans, so we are winning.

Deer don't usually eat you though, and sharks rarely jump out in front of your car.

You’ve not seen Sharknado then?

[eldar]

pequod said:

Evidence for that claim?

https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/sharks-rays/shark-finning-sharks-turned-prey

Do for a reputable source?

[Hub]

How do we know he's dead? Could be an elaborately faked death?

[pequod]

eldar said:

pequod said:

Evidence for that claim?

https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/sharks-rays/shark-finning-sharks-turned-prey

Do for a reputable source?

Yep, that's the estimate of shark numbers being taken for whatever food source the various populations around the world deem necessary. Many of those may be smaller species, such as our dogfish, but what that Smithsonian Institute promoted research body doesn't say is how many shark exist in our oceans. 10 billion, maybe more?