Odd nursery rhymes

[Spare tyre]

Got a babe so been reading nursery rhymes etc, came across this one

There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon,
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his hat was made of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese,
And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his belt was made from sausages, from sausages, from sausages,
And his belt was made from sausages,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.

Perhaps some of you lot could make careers writing this BS

over to you

[lllnorrislll]

Milk, milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner,
Chocolates made!

[Doofus]

Spare tyre said:

Got a babe so been reading nursery rhymes etc, came across this one

There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon,
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his hat was made of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese,
And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his belt was made from sausages, from sausages, from sausages,
And his belt was made from sausages,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.

Perhaps some of you lot could make careers writing this BS

over to you

Aitken, not Aiken.

HTH

[Spare tyre]

Doofus said:

Spare tyre said:

Got a babe so been reading nursery rhymes etc, came across this one

There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon,
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his hat was made of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese,
And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his belt was made from sausages, from sausages, from sausages,
And his belt was made from sausages,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.

Perhaps some of you lot could make careers writing this BS

over to you

Aitken, not Aiken.

HTH

Indeed, I shamelessly copied and pasted that lot

[Doofus]

Spare tyre said:

Perhaps some of you lot could make careers writing this BS

I spent a few years thinking that I was making a career writing BS, until I realised that PH doesn't actually pay per post.

[andybebop]

As a young loon it was always Aiken up here in Aberdeen, the same spelling is used by Scott in The Antiquary (1816) and James Hogg in Jacobite Reliques (1820).

[Amused2death]

Cor....haven't seen those words since 1974 when I was in primary school. Though our juvenile mind always changed the important line to "and he had an aching bum"

It was funny to an 8 y/o boy.

[Doofus]

andybebop said:

As a young loon it was always Aiken up here in Aberdeen, the same spelling is used by Scott in The Antiquary (1816) and James Hogg in Jacobite Reliques (1820).

I was brought up in Royal Berkshire. We don't drop our Ts.

[Big-Bo-Beep]

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away

Shocking. one barely knows where to start, obesity, inappropriate sexual behaviour, bullying, fleeing the scene
and the inability to deal with the consequences of his behaviour.

Can we inform Social Services ?

[finlo]

Ringa ringa roses, nuff said!

Edited by finlo on Sunday 17th November 12:29

[glenrobbo]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear.
And everywhere that Mary went,
She had a bear behind.

Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
So she tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked it's fking in.

[kowalski655]

Rock a bye baby in the tree top
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
I was that kid and what bothers me
Is why mum and dad stuck me up a tree

[davhill]

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
She used to put it on the lawn,
and let the Bulldog...
... chase it round the garden.

Mary had a little lamb,
she got it in a parcel.
She didn't like it very much,
so she kicked it up the...
... garden path.

Mary had a little lamb.
Pervert! One for operation Ewe Tree.

[C&C]

Mary had a little lamb
Its feet as black as soot
and everywhere the lamb did go
Its sooty foot it put.


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
But it still went to school with her
Between 2 bits of bread.

[Ultuous]

Mary had a little lamb
She used it to make a scarf
When she'd used up all the wool
She cut the - - - - in half

(written by a mate at work as the result of
a game we played one lunch break - thought it about time it was published !)

[defblade]

Mary had a little dress,
Slit right up the side.
And everywhere that Mary went,
You could see her thigh.

Mary had another dress,
Slit right up the front.
And everywhere that Mary went,
...well, she didn't wear that one very often!

[Dracoro]

Big-Bo-Beep said:

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away

Shocking. one barely knows where to start, obesity, inappropriate sexual behaviour, bullying, fleeing the scene
and the inability to deal with the consequences of his behaviour.

Can we inform Social Services ?

There’s the modern version:
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay

[silverfoxcc]

I have a bit of a problem
five months ago two girls moved in next door. Turned out they were lesbians. However three months ago they said they wanted to start a family and said they wanted to do it 'the old fashioned way' and could i help.
So since then i have been nipping out and giving them a hand, so to speak.
Now here is the problem
My wife is getting suspicious and i was wondering if if should tell her about it, or tell them i have had a vasectomy

[Dont like rolls]

Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the Fair
Said Simple Simon to that Pie Man "what have you got there"

Pies you daft tt !

---

Little Miss Muffet sat on a Tuffet eating curds and whey
Then down came a spider which sat down beside her

So she squashed with her spoon !

[Doofus]

silverfoxcc said:

I have a bit of a problem
five months ago two girls moved in next door. Turned out they were lesbians. However three months ago they said they wanted to start a family and said they wanted to do it 'the old fashioned way' and could i help.
So since then i have been nipping out and giving them a hand, so to speak.
Now here is the problem
My wife is getting suspicious and i was wondering if if should tell her about it, or tell them i have had a vasectomy