Cargo ship full of sheep capsizes. Poor things.

[heisthegaffer]

A cargo ship with 14k sheep onboard has capsized off the coast of Romania. Poor animals.

As if the journey isn't unpleasant enough for them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50538592?S...

[Turn7]

Just how do these big ships suddenly fall over, 200 yards from the dock ? Seems strange.

[phil1979]

The ship was listing baadly at the start of the journey.

[Pericoloso]

Turn7 said:

Just how do these big ships suddenly fall over, 200 yards from the dock ? Seems strange.

It was rammed.

[lyricalgangster]

That's baaarmy.

[cherryowen]

Pericoloso said:

It was rammed.

What ewe did there? I saw it.

[phil1979]

Is this technically a sheep dip?

[funkyrobot]

Maybe they tried to turn the ship into a ewe boat?

[RDMcG]

Bad navigation- the crew should be lambasted.

[xjay1337]

Maybe they just wanted a baaaaaath.

[GliderRider]

Sheep dip

[Wiccan of Darkness]

It's a calambity...

Or it was Muttony on the Bounty. "It's a muttony, Mr Christian, a muttony"...

[Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area]

You lot will post anything for a sheep laugh

[KrazyIvan]

I bet the captain is a right wool headed fool

[RDMcG]

Sheepwreck.

[magpie215]

The captain had been complaining about wooly steering prior to the capsize.

[Ayahuasca]

The last order from the bridge:

‘Abandon sheep!’

[anonymous-user]

If this is an insurance scam someone will be getting minted.

Experts suggest the skipper chopped the throttle, got into a stew, and then the ship was Kebabbed.

[Tyre Tread]

The truth of what happened will come out ovinetially.

The captain will be sheepish and will be convicted like a lamb to the slaughter.

The insurance company will be fleeced.

[Pericoloso]

You lot should shut the flock up with these puns.