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Doofus

Original Poster:

34,389 posts

202 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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This is a crisp


It is found in a bag of crisps (plural)



This is found in a bag of Monster Munch (singlular)


So is it a Monster Munch or a bit of Monster Munch?

Thales

619 posts

86 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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No.

miniman

30,062 posts

291 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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It's a foot.

HTH

Eric Mc

125,654 posts

294 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Monster Munch is a song - or at least it should be, as a follow up to this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw

Nickp82

3,958 posts

122 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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When I am trying to persuade someone to share their MM, I ask ‘ can I have a Monster Munch please’, not a bit of Monster Munch.

Though the job gets harder every year as the bags shrink, you get like six in a bag from a multipack these days.

mintybiscuit

2,861 posts

174 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??

generationx

9,157 posts

134 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Pickled onion is the only option here, but if you can find tomato ketchup...

But it is “a” Monster Munch.


Some Gump

13,018 posts

215 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
The only.correct answer being pickled onion.

Nickp82

3,958 posts

122 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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I was genuinely discussing this with my son earlier today, I am glad to say we agreed upon Beef as being the most delicious.

mintybiscuit

2,861 posts

174 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Now look what you have made me google !! mad

I'm going to get bloody adverts for weeks now ! furious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Munch

Killer2005

20,598 posts

257 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Some Gump said:
mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
The only.correct answer being pickled onion.
Definitely Beef.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Some Gump said:
mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
The only.correct answer being pickled onion.
And the only appropriate question being: WHY THE EVER LIVING fk WOULD YOU EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ANY FLAVOUR OF MONSTER MUNCH OTHER THAN PICKLED ONION EXISTS?
Which they don't.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

190 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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crofty1984 said:
Some Gump said:
mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
The only.correct answer being pickled onion.
And the only appropriate question being: WHY THE EVER LIVING fk WOULD YOU EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ANY FLAVOUR OF MONSTER MUNCH OTHER THAN PICKLED ONION EXISTS?
Which they don't.
+1, although didn't they do a tomato ketchup one for a bit that was half decent? The beef ones are rank.

And its a hand not a foot.

bristolbaron

5,376 posts

241 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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miniman said:
It's a foot.

HTH
But is it? Or is it a long armed monster?


mintybiscuit

2,861 posts

174 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Can you see what you have done to me OP........ frown


https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drin...

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Killer2005 said:
Some Gump said:
mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
The only.correct answer being beef.
Definitely Beef.
Agreed.

Doofus

Original Poster:

34,389 posts

202 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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generationx said:
But it is “a” Monster Munch.
In which case, the bag should say "Monster Munches".

scottydoesntknow

860 posts

86 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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mintybiscuit said:
The REAL question is,

BEEF or PICKLED ONION ??
Yellow bag for the win.

InitialDave

15,110 posts

148 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Like Lego, Monster Munch is always singular. Monster Munch.

Unlike Lego, it only exists in the form of pickled onion or flamin' hot. Roast beef flavour MM is a lie, and its disciples should be burned.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

147 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Skips, the floaty-light prawn cocktail flavour snack.

Skips is just one crunchy item? Or is that multiple? If the former, what are several Skips together? A jump?