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looks like your fish curry stench wore down her >ahem< resolve. aaah, fish curry: is there anything it cant do? glad its all back to perfect buddy, dont like to see you stressed out 
for myself, im torn between my two favorite parts of the night: i did really like the boozing, but im also a big fan of when chim-knee (oooh, wait. i just got that. thats very clever) 'outed' me to my dad.
which, i think youll agree this picture demonstrates, is pretty rich.
for myself, im torn between my two favorite parts of the night: i did really like the boozing, but im also a big fan of when chim-knee (oooh, wait. i just got that. thats very clever) 'outed' me to my dad.
which, i think youll agree this picture demonstrates, is pretty rich.
nervous said:
well, hello mrs knee. 
did phil tell you about the hotel we found last night that had its own fish market but no bar? (thats not a metaphor by the way).
theres so many jokes here that im just going to let Phil let him incriminate himself
he may well have done but I was having a little trouble understanding him!
jamie doesnt need cameras, he has a butler specifically for that purpose. hes actually so rich and posh that he has a servant for all his bodily functions/needs. in fact he tried to recruit me for his 'staff' last night if i remember correctly, it was something about moving furniture for him. at least thats what i assumed he meant by 'pushing his stool in for him'.
anonymous said:
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No mate - you've got it wrong. That's me you're thinking of, you're the one on the right. If nervy hit you on the back of the leg - what were you doing to be able to notice the bruise this morning in the shower?!
Oh - and thanks all for a very, very funny night. I have to say I am genuinely gutted that nervous is as tall/handsome/buffed/clever/funny/sports-car-driving as his photo on the other thread suggested. I am pleased - however - that Jamie was as funny as ever and Scoobz was as cutting as his posts suggest! And cheers for driving Scoobz.
Highlight 1: Nervous actually pretending to be an Australian actor to try and get us served in the hotel... but then saying "grazie" when they declined - got confused on your accents there mate!
Highlight 2: Scoobz reacting to the statement that all brummies are involved in petty crime with "Oi!... less of the petty!"
Oh and - for me - THE highlight had to have been Bedders saying "can I go home, I'm bored" :salutethehonesty:
Cheers,
Phil.
nervous said:
your left or mine? if so, yes.
Nervvy... g'day. Yous alright mate? Ripper. 
Get back OK last night? Me - train got cancelled halfway home. Had to get a bus and then picked up. Finally got home around 2:30am... IN THE MORNING! (that's a pet-hate of mine... people saying "in the morning" when they've already said "am".... that's what it means FFS!). Still, Mrs Knee was really chuffed - she was dying to sit in the car at a train station for over an hour... thanks to WAGN her wish was granted!
Did you manage to poke any nuns last night?
Anyway - we never did establish when you were going to lend me your Cerb... nor did we finish the conversation about programming computers.
hiya philly
erm, yeah.. got home OK. in fact i was suddenly at home with no recollection whatsoever of the train journey or the 40 minute car journey. or any of the subsequent charges alleged against me by the ticket collector. it wasn't that i was that drunk, i just sort of went into this mental trance cos i was so busy catching up on all the jokes id missed whilst i was trying to keep up/ compete with you feckers. you know what i mean? and i thought being with me was exhausting. sheesh, were gonna have a good time, but were gonna need a holiday to get over it.
my fave part also was when we were confidently striding between the bogs and the fish market in that hotel. they must have been pissing themselves at our 'celebrity' persona's.
good to see you all last night, i had such a top time, have spent the day involuntarily laughing out loud as little bits of it came back to me. thanks lads, quite sorted me out. look forward to seeing you all again soon. as long as none of you are from oop north
PS.seriously brother, you can borrow the cerb anytime you like, its just a car, and I'm sure you and the lovely Mrs knee would enjoy it. anytime, you need only ask.
erm, yeah.. got home OK. in fact i was suddenly at home with no recollection whatsoever of the train journey or the 40 minute car journey. or any of the subsequent charges alleged against me by the ticket collector. it wasn't that i was that drunk, i just sort of went into this mental trance cos i was so busy catching up on all the jokes id missed whilst i was trying to keep up/ compete with you feckers. you know what i mean? and i thought being with me was exhausting. sheesh, were gonna have a good time, but were gonna need a holiday to get over it.
my fave part also was when we were confidently striding between the bogs and the fish market in that hotel. they must have been pissing themselves at our 'celebrity' persona's.
good to see you all last night, i had such a top time, have spent the day involuntarily laughing out loud as little bits of it came back to me. thanks lads, quite sorted me out. look forward to seeing you all again soon. as long as none of you are from oop north
PS.seriously brother, you can borrow the cerb anytime you like, its just a car, and I'm sure you and the lovely Mrs knee would enjoy it. anytime, you need only ask.
nervous said:
my fave part also was when we were confidently striding between the bogs and the fish market in that hotel. they must have been pissing themselves at our 'celebrity' persona's.
What was that room we ended up in before turing round and "acting like nothing happened and we meant to go in there"...
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