Psst....While CarZee is away.....

[.Mark]

He's bound to get all paranoid and log in. Would be great if we had a couple of pages up here but the time he looks.

[Podie]

quote:He's bound to get all paranoid and log in. Would be great if we had a couple of pages up here but the time he looks.

Now where's that smiley with the big wooden spoon? You stirer, you!

[marki]

I bet he is itching to get to a PC ,,,, withdrawl symtoms Carzzzz

[scruff400]

Does anyone know anyone from Changing Rooms?

[Podie]

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Does anyone know anyone from Changing Rooms?

eh?

Why, do you want to re-do the entire house in MDF?

[scruff400]

Well we could tarmac the garden in a Donnington stylee for a start...

[Podie]

Get some Police tape and cordon off the house...

[scruff400]

quote:
Get some Pink tape and turn the house into a gay bar...

[Marcos Maniac]

quote:
Well we could tarmac the garden in a Donnington stylee for a start...

Breeze blocks, couple of bags of sand and cement - no more front door

[Podie]

quote:
Well we could tarmac the garden in a Donnington stylee for a start...

Why not "do a Silverstone" ? (put three tonnes of mud over the gaff)

[scruff400]

Did he take his car? (nothing sinister - we could clean it for him )

[elanturbo]

Lets move some veggie greenpeace lesbians in,...

[Podie]

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Lets move some veggie greenpeace lesbians in,...

... just advise some local pikeys that they can "camp" on the drive...

Seems quiet without CZ...

[Fer]

You could always give his car a Max Power make over... bakebean can exhaust, coloured leds in the screen washers, black out the windows.

Perhaps not.

[scruff400]

Why not do something nice? Like repaint the house.

[Imelda]

Gain access to his house and throw a huuuuuge party. Take lots of photos of people yacking down the back of his sofa, topless totty draped over his TVR, people shagging in his bed etc. Get them developed and leave them on the coffee table to await his perusal when he gets home.

[Marcos Maniac]

quote:
Gain access to his house and throw a huuuuuge party. Take lots of photos of people yacking down the back of his sofa, topless totty draped over his TVR, people shagging in his bed etc. Get them developed and leave them on the coffee table to await his perusal when he gets home.

BRILLIANT IDEA!

Can I come to the party?

[mel]

quote:
Gain access to his house and throw a huuuuuge party. Take lots of photos of people yacking down the back of his sofa, topless totty draped over his TVR, people shagging in his bed etc. Get them developed and leave them on the coffee table to await his perusal when he gets home.

He wouldn't notice. Well the topless totty maybe.

[Podie]

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He wouldn't notice. Well the topless totty maybe.

Been to many of his parties then?


Edited because we all want to be like Scruff

>> Edited by Podie on Monday 30th September 11:21

[Podie]

Mungo - why not just have one of YOUR parties at CarZee's place?

Out of interest, did you have to speak to God on the porcelin telephone after your drinking binge at the weekend?