Domino's Pizza

[Saleen836]

Their finance director has drowned while on holiday..
https://www.lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/dominos-pizza-fi...

[Fast and Spurious]

Oh no! Sprucegoose will be along to tell us he's never going to swim in the Indian Ocean and Breadvan will see it as proof of racism... you see it's not just black people that drown.

[eliot]

Dough

[Tyre Smoke]

eliot said:

Dough

This deserves greater recognition. Olive us hope he didn't top himself.

[jet_noise]

Tyre Smoke said:

eliot said:

Dough

This deserves greater recognition. Olive us hope he didn't top himself.

Better, I thought eliot's was a bit cheesy.
Internet pint for anyone who can get a gag out of this situation and either pineapple or anchovy

[p4cks]

HILARIOUS. TOP BANTZ GUYZ

[anonymous-user]

Fast and Spurious said:

Oh no! Sprucegoose will be along to tell us he's never going to swim in the Indian Ocean and Breadvan will see it as proof of racism... you see it's not just black people that drown.

Chip on your shoulder?

[defaultusr]

Serves him right, bloody £20 quid for a pizza!?

[Doofus]

defaultusr said:

Serves him right, bloody £20 quid for a pizza!?

You're new here, aren't you. I can already see that you're going to be a real charmer.

[Thales]

defaultusr said:

Serves him right, bloody £20 quid for a pizza!?

Only mugs pay full whack

[jet_noise]

p4cks said:

HILARIOUS. TOP BANTZ GUYZ

I think it's a bit tasteless. Still, gives people something to chew over.

[Agammemnon]

Thales said:

Only mugs pay full whack

141st Rule of Acquisition. You are Zek AICMFP.

[Tyre Smoke]

Was he on holiday in Hawaii?

[GloverMart]

Their "Good King Wencelas" pizza they brought out at Christmas was delicious.

Deep pan, crisp and even!

[thebraketester]

.... another one bites the crust.