the hijack thread: bandits and banditeering

[nervous]

i (we) seem to be doing a lot more of this of late, so lets have a thread specifically for this purpose, that will hopefully confine and limit the number of poor folk who end up with me and rascal and lotus trying to outdo each other with pisspoor 'hope this helps gags' on their posts. so, consider it a confinement area for us serial offenders. i hope this helps

The rules are no two successive posts can be found to be related in either content, or use of emoticons/ smileys, but must make use of an edit and incorporate only one of the words used.

for example:

nervousisbored said:

my feet really swell when i reach higher altitudes

can become

voicesinmyhead said:

you think thats swell? you should see my buttocks

you see?

all cases for similarity, repetition or tenuous links to previous posts will be considered if well argued.and come with cash incentives.

lets say, first poster to a hundred wins a prize of my choosing, first person to go out, gets to phone Rascal after 8pm.

ill start:

"i bloody hate it when my alarm clock goes off."

now you.



>> Edited by nervous on Wednesday 8th June 12:40

>> Edited by nervous on Wednesday 8th June 12:42

[zaktoo]

Bloody hell mate, what are you on?

[simpo two]

zaktoo said:

Bloody hell mate, what are you on?

I was going to say Bloody Marys but I think I just disqualified myself on the related content rule.

[cotty]

[nervous]

come on, lets play. rascal, you go first.

[MilnerR]

I hate it when your alarm clock goes off as well nervous, because, soon after, you start posting all sorts rubbish........

[chim_knee]

Does the quote have to be from the previous post or can it be from an earlier one. The main reason I'm asking is to find out whether I can knick funnies from Bedford.

[nervous]

previous post, so speed matters.

so starting from here: the quote is:

Rascal wouldnt be such a bad person if he left those poor Cornish people alone.

the follow up quote has to contain one of those words, but be totally unrealted. geddit?

[lady topaz]

The Cornish tin mines have all but disappeared!

[nervous]

mines? i thought you said they were yours?

[lady topaz]

But yours were sooo big!!

[nervous]

big is nothing. this one is going to be bowl shattering.

[chim_knee]

nervous said:

big is nothing. this one is going to be bowl shattering.

I find my three fingers hurt after too much of it... but I do like bowling.

[lady topaz]

A thread that is beginning to shatter my illusions!!

[nervous]

fingers are meant for reaching. no other design was in mind at inception.

[lady topaz]

Where your mind is is beyond me!!

[nervous]

nice

beyond these walls is a very tall cow. youd like her if you got to know her.

[lady topaz]

Walls are the material barriers of existance.






Oh God I am starting to sound like Nervous now Heeelp

[nervous]

the group mental as anything had a hit in the eighties called come up to my place.

[jimothy]

lady topaz said:

Oh God it sounds like Nervous now needs Heeelp