Does anyone have a **** it List.........
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Travel. I've tried it. But it's not for me. I spend the whole time worrying about the flight there, the flight back, terrorists, my insurance not covering me for the inevitable heart attack I'm about to suffer, food poisoning, pick pockets, drinkable water, losing my wallet, losing my passport, being arrested by corrupt cops, holes in the floor parading as toilets, not sleeping in my own bed, the language barrier, remembering to pretend I enjoy culture, people who still smoke, rabid animals, insects the size of A380's, being reminded of how unfair the world is, realising that no one can tell, or cares, if my Rolex is real, waking up with only one kidney, tip anxiety, public displays of affection, people gesticulating with their hands, the disappointing size of TV's in hotel rooms, remembering to say 'no ice' every time I order a drink, ensuring the seal is still intact on every bottle of water and telling everyone what a great f
king time I had when I get back.
king time I had when I get back. Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff



