Massive ****ing eyebrows
Massive ****ing eyebrows
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CrayonPark

Original Poster:

467 posts

100 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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I know this has been a thing for a while now, but why do women insist on having eyebrows that rival Denis Healey?

It looks ridiculous. What’s wrong with their natural eyebrows?

Budflicker

3,799 posts

213 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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They match their fking great jabbed up lips and tons of fake tan.

Roofless Toothless

7,568 posts

161 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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What's wrong with them?


Last Visit

3,686 posts

217 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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CrayonPark said:
What’s wrong with their natural eyebrows?
Nothing, sadly.

To be replaced with something you'd need a wide paintbrush to apply. Looks absurd.


AC43

13,617 posts

237 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Last Visit said:
CrayonPark said:
What’s wrong with their natural eyebrows?
Nothing, sadly.

To be replaced with something you'd need a wide paintbrush to apply. Looks absurd.
I thought they used marker pens.

hotchy

4,829 posts

155 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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I actually find massive slug brows rather seducing. Much better than those old school "omg I look perma shocked" high skinny brows.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

276 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Woman in work does this. But she doesn’t see that she gets them wrong. Her left one is further from the centre line of her face than the right one. By a good 3-4mm. Utterly stupid.

One day she’ll have a stroke, and they will look even again....

hotchy

4,829 posts

155 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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TTmonkey said:
Woman in work does this. But she doesn’t see that she gets them wrong. Her left one is further from the centre line of her face than the right one. By a good 3-4mm. Utterly stupid.

One day she’ll have a stroke, and they will look even again....
Ever sexier if the middle slightly joins mmmm

TEKNOPUG

20,477 posts

234 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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PositronicRay

29,004 posts

212 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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I think we're past peak eyebrow now.

Not sure what the next 'big' thing will be.

hotchy

4,829 posts

155 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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MikeM6

6,046 posts

131 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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I have been wondering the same of late. There seems to be a specific attitude that goes with it too and they often greet each other with an ear piercingly loud HAIJAAAAAA LUV. Maybe that's just regional though haha.

Fortunately, they take so many pictures of themselves, when the fad passes they will be able to look back and see what the rest of us all see now!

CanAm

13,995 posts

301 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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PositronicRay said:
I think we're past peak eyebrow now.

Not sure what the next 'big' thing will be.
Retro......?.
That photo is about 100 years old but is far more attractive to me than the current trout pout etc look.
Fans of The Navy Lark will appreciate a saucy Lillian Gish photo biggrin

Edited by CanAm on Saturday 18th January 08:43

wildoliver

9,308 posts

245 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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blueg33

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253 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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rigga

8,806 posts

230 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Baby Shark doo doo doo doo

15,078 posts

198 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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I’ve seen some of the more extreme mutants paint them an inch or two higher than the natural eyebrow, but shave off the natural eyebrow to do it. Latest facial mutilation technique is the bizarre ski-jump lips that are replacing the hotdog look eek

lllnorrislll

161 posts

169 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Seems ok to me....?


CrayonPark

Original Poster:

467 posts

100 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Schmed said:




Seems ok to me....?
Yes, they are. Because they are natural. They aren't painted on and the edges done with a set square.