End of the world as we know it.

[jimmythingy]

OK, reading the news I'm guessing that the world is going to end in the next few weeks. What do I need to purchase before the lights go out. I'm guessing candles,food and warm clothes but what am I missing. Hopefully Amazon, Ebay and Royal Mail can fulfill my order before the apocalypse happens. Anyone help....

Edited by jimmythingy on Saturday 25th January 21:49

[Flumpo]

There is a program on Netflix called preppers or something like that.

You’ve had it. Watch that and cry.

[Butter Face]

The coronavirus will get you first so I wouldn’t worry.

[anonymous-user]

The internet will surely fall over soon, so a hefty supply of varied paper based and VHS pornography is surely a must.

[thepeoplespal]

A V8 or V12 must be in a PH answer. What about a big V8 or V12 with bullet proofing that has been discarded by some African dictator.

[anonymous-user]

map of all the preppers

big gun/knife

[anonymous-user]

Not another Brexit thread FFS

[jimmythingy]

It's happening Madonna has just cancelled her concerts. What do I need to fill my doomsday box.

[anonymous-user]

jimmythingy said:

It's happening Madonna has just cancelled her concerts. What do I need to fill my doomsday box.

A doomsday cock?

[anonymous-user]

janesmith1950 said:

jimmythingy said:

It's happening Madonna has just cancelled her concerts. What do I need to fill my doomsday box.

A doomsday cock?

Have a clap

[HustleRussell]

catweasle said:

Not another Brexit thread FFS

very good

[davebem]

C'mon we are British, keep calm and carry on ffs, nothing scares us (ok maybe dentists...)

[jimmythingy]

st, Prince William has just got a promotion.

[myvision]

A Hilux is all you need.

[Skyedriver]

The perfect antidote to the virus, or the cause.....?

[glenrobbo]

jimmythingy said:

OK, reading the news I'm guessing that the world is going to end in the next few weeks. Anyone help....

Just keep calm and step away from the Daily Express.

Don't worry, Neil Chambers is on it, OK?

[SCEtoAUX]

There's a Saturn V at Cape Canaveral. Stand it up, whack in some fuel, fill with supplies equivalent to the weight of two astronauts and light that candle.

Get lucky and you have almost a month in space before you die.

[mrtwisty]

Thesprucegoose said:

map of all the preppers

big gun/knife

Misread that as 'big gun/wife'. Useful combination probably...

[anonymous-user]

If theres a coronation street virus just watch eastenders.

[The Moose]

Flumpo said:

There is a program on Netflix called preppers or something like that.

You’ve had it. Watch that and cry.

Doomsday Preppers.

Great fun to watch!!