OH C**P!!! SHAVING ACCIDENT!!!
OH C**P!!! SHAVING ACCIDENT!!!
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gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Whilst shaving my head, cat came in and knocked a cup off my desk causing me to jump.

Now half of my left eyebrow is missing :yikes:

Client visit tommorow.... ermm.... feck.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Shave em both off and wear a baseball cap..... They won't dare say a word

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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I have to ask, why were you shaving near your eyebrows anyway, i thought facial hair is more around the jaw and mouth area ?

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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trim them both short, i have a hole in one of my eyebrows (dont ask) and trimming them both short makes it less noticable.

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Sounds like a monobrow candidate to me

juice

9,866 posts

311 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Biro ?

southpaw

635 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Shave some hair off your head, bit of prit stick, sorted mate!

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Nervous you just ran past my house, how are you on here at the same time?!

Bimmer-e30

286 posts

256 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Get one of your lasses eyebrow pencils and hay presto a new eyebrow!

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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BliarOut said:
Shave em both off and wear a baseball cap..... They won't dare say a word


Think William Hague. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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scorp said:
I have to ask, why were you shaving near your eyebrows anyway, i thought facial hair is more around the jaw and mouth area ?



Skinhead - was removing my hair

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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southpaw said:
Shave some hair off your head, bit of prit stick, sorted mate!


Tried that looked even sillier - however the cat is around somewhere...

bor

5,144 posts

284 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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nervous,
why do you have a hole in your eyebrow ?

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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bor said:
nervous,
why do you have a hole in your eyebrow ?



You weren't supposed to ask, it makes him nervous.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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You need diversionary tactics to transfer attention away from the left eyebrow......























Suggest you cut off your right ear.....

AiD1

110 posts

264 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Shave the cat as punishment!



i prefer a shaved pussy at least

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

280 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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BliarOut said:
Shave em both off and wear a baseball cap..... They won't dare say a word


I lost an eyebrow in a drinking accident, and had to shave the other off to even them up. It took about 6 weeks to grow them back, the worst thing is that water just runs into your eyes when you shower, whereas with eyebrows they are a bit like gutters.

Don't do it. Leave well alone.

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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Scarey thing is, no-one has noticed yet or they are just too polite to mention it

WingChunDave

2,253 posts

261 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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I think your best bet is to even them up. Do the same with the one on the other side. Either that or dye them blonde so they're still there but less visible

mrs trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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there may still be time to order some of these
www.headcovers.com/moreinfo.php?id=1046