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alorotom

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12,785 posts

216 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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It’s catching on after all these years ...

Dominate the putting green...

Krikkit

27,938 posts

210 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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"Stroke lab" laugh

Four Litre

2,174 posts

221 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Dominate the green with your 'stroke lab shaft'

Who the fk writes this st?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

147 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Pretty sure that's the type of crap that a PH'er would write.

Gerradi

2,052 posts

149 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Four Litre said:
Dominate the green with your 'stroke lab shaft'

Who the fk writes this st?
Yellowjack...

BRR

1,908 posts

201 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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You'd have to be a next level tt for that marketing to draw you in




I've ordered one and I don't even play golf

red_slr

20,724 posts

218 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Putter, shaft, stroke.... they are taking the p*ss aren't they....

RDMcG

20,859 posts

236 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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I have obviously been in an interplanetary trip to Mars for years, but I have no bloody clue what "dominate the stairs" means. Is it a UK thing, a PH thing like "powerfully built", "custard test","give it a bit of welly". "leptons" or the like?

red_slr

20,724 posts

218 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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RDMcG said:
I have obviously been in an interplanetary trip to Mars for years, but I have no bloody clue what "dominate the stairs" means. Is it a UK thing, a PH thing like "powerfully built", "custard test","give it a bit of welly". "leptons" or the like?
Yep

talksthetorque

10,821 posts

164 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Cudd Wudd

1,118 posts

154 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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RDMcG said:
I have obviously been in an interplanetary trip to Mars for years, but I have no bloody clue what "dominate the stairs" means. Is it a UK thing, a PH thing like "powerfully built", "custard test","give it a bit of welly". "leptons" or the like?
Legendary thread here: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Page 9 (standard settings), Castroses enters the thread. And sets the scene.

Several posts follow, including this:

“Correct no kids here.

In that situation you have to be out your room dominating the top hallway. A proper alarm system will be sounding if there has been someone moving around in the downstairs rooms and so you will have been alerted.

Your wife should be calling 999 if you have prepared and planned for this situation.

You are on the higher ground and so at a distinct advantage to anyone coming up the stairs.

If you are properly armed you can easily dominate that situation.”

hehe

RDMcG

20,859 posts

236 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Cudd Wudd said:
Legendary thread here: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Page 9 (standard settings), Castroses enters the thread. And sets the scene.

Several posts follow, including this:

“Correct no kids here.

In that situation you have to be out your room dominating the top hallway. A proper alarm system will be sounding if there has been someone moving around in the downstairs rooms and so you will have been alerted.

Your wife should be calling 999 if you have prepared and planned for this situation.

You are on the higher ground and so at a distinct advantage to anyone coming up the stairs.

If you are properly armed you can easily dominate that situation.”

hehe
Many thanks..was feeling that I had missed out on some stairs to dominate. Going upstairs now.

Cudd Wudd

1,118 posts

154 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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RDMcG said:
Many thanks..was feeling that I had missed out on some stairs to dominate. Going upstairs now.
Lucky you. Pity those poor souls living in bungalows smile

warch

2,941 posts

183 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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I assume that's a spoof advert. But I can well imagine there is a ready market for golf paraphernalia sold using this sort of ridiculous powerspeak.

RDMcG

20,859 posts

236 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Cudd Wudd said:
Lucky you. Pity those poor souls living in bungalows smile
Well, you could practice on the front step and just fantasize about more stepssmile

alorotom

Original Poster:

12,785 posts

216 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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warch said:
I assume that's a spoof advert. But I can well imagine there is a ready market for golf paraphernalia sold using this sort of ridiculous powerspeak.
No that’s a genuine email from American Golf received this morning

warch

2,941 posts

183 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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alorotom said:
warch said:
I assume that's a spoof advert. But I can well imagine there is a ready market for golf paraphernalia sold using this sort of ridiculous powerspeak.
No that’s a genuine email from American Golf received this morning
Oh fantastic! To be fair it just confirms my deeply held prejudices against golfers.

loafer123

16,713 posts

244 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Krikkit said:
"Stroke lab" laugh
Giggidy

Alex_225

7,780 posts

230 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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I was more tickled by the fact that this thread came up with another underneath it so it said, 'Dominate the.....Lady Cave'.

Simple things!

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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They look like razors rather than putters.

That gives me an idea for Gilettes new advertising campaign.. "dominate the beard"