Milkman Stabbed. WTF
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poo at Paul's

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14,558 posts

199 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/milkman-stab...

These pair of pricks need 30 years. What a pair of snivelling little s

towser44

4,081 posts

139 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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Most worrying thing is, that is a quiet area (I live relatively near) in the country and it happened at 4.30am and the kids are supposedly locals. Crazy!

KAgantua

5,104 posts

155 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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Earthdweller

18,186 posts

150 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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It was two tonne Ted from Teddingtin what did it

Last seen running off with a stale pork pie

TheGroover

1,040 posts

299 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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This is the most milkman shaped stork I've ever seen.

peterperkins

3,354 posts

266 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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I thought exactly what the OP did, WTF.

Caught carrying a knife with no reasonable excuse or use a knife as weapon when committing offence immediate 30 years.

I would happily pay another £500 a year in tax to support that.


InitialDave

14,438 posts

143 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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peterperkins said:
I thought exactly what the OP did, WTF.

Caught carrying a knife with no reasonable excuse or use a knife as weapon when committing offence immediate 30 years.

I would happily pay another £500 a year in tax to support that.
"No reasonable excuse". Great. That fking bullst again.

It's bad enough already with how they've decreed that you need to justify yourself for carrying a perfectly normal pocket knife, don't go making it worse for all the sensible, normal people, deal directly with the scummers for being scummers.

peterperkins

3,354 posts

266 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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A pocket knife for whittling your yew stick is reasonable, a machete, stiletto, flick knife, bowie knife usually isn't.

WCZ

11,332 posts

218 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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words fail me here, completely sickening

I actually wish death upon them.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

194 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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InitialDave said:
peterperkins said:
I thought exactly what the OP did, WTF.

Caught carrying a knife with no reasonable excuse or use a knife as weapon when committing offence immediate 30 years.

I would happily pay another £500 a year in tax to support that.
"No reasonable excuse". Great. That fking bullst again.

It's bad enough already with how they've decreed that you need to justify yourself for carrying a perfectly normal pocket knife, don't go making it worse for all the sensible, normal people, deal directly with the scummers for being scummers.
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.

Dog Star

17,379 posts

192 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Alucidnation said:
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.
Now you are going to get a response from someone - I suspect the sort of person who might carry their wallet on a chain, and may be works in the facilities arm of IT so crawls under desks - and they’ll say they need it for their job. Maybe they do. But really not anywhere in public ever you do. Even in a bag.

InitialDave

14,438 posts

143 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Alucidnation said:
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.
"Need".

Because I bloody well want to.

anonymous-user

78 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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InitialDave said:
Alucidnation said:
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.
"Need".

Because I bloody well want to.
And I want to carry a hand gun. Doesn't mean I get to.

If you want to carry a folding pocket knife under with a blade equal to or under 7.62 cm, then you're in luck!

Promised Land

5,293 posts

233 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Alucidnation said:
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.
I use a Stanley knife every day for my job on housing sites and always carry it on me, now I’m on a site but I also walk on roads where public have moved into their new homes.

Admittedly the blade is sometimes as sharp as a spoon but we always carry it as I use it throughout the day.

Agammemnon

1,628 posts

82 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Dog Star said:
Now you are going to get a response from someone - I suspect the sort of person who might carry their wallet on a chain, and may be works in the facilities arm of IT so crawls under desks - and they’ll say they need it for their job. Maybe they do. But really not anywhere in public ever you do. Even in a bag.
We don't all work in offices- some of us do actually have jobs where we do physical things. A knife is a fairly basic tool.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

194 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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I was on the tools for 20 odd years before I came off them and never, ever needed to personally carry a knife on me, Stanley or otherwise.

Yes, I had one in my kit but that’s where it stayed unless needed.




bitchstewie

64,412 posts

234 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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I can imagine it's quite difficult to draft a law that can determine when carrying a knife (or "blade") is reasonable and when it isn't yet I suspect on a case by case basis we could probably all make a pretty good judgement.

If you're a carpet fitter out in your van working or even on a lunch break I'm sure it's perfectly reasonable that you might have a carpet knife within close reach?

If you're me there's no good reason you'd ever find me with that sort of thing unless I'd just gone and purchased it in which case can you just walk around with one in the packaging? confused

The whole situation seems an awful mess and if you went with your gut reaction you'd have prisons literally full of people caught carrying knives.

Olas

911 posts

81 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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The knife is inanimate and the knife can only perform its carriers will.

If knives suddenly stopped existing there would be a sharp rise in cricket-bat crime, beer-bottle crime, knuckle-duster crime and at the most distasteful end of the scale we would see an increase in deliberately-running-people-over crime.

If you really want to go outside of the law and hurt somebody then you will do so, irrespective of the legislation surrounding pocket knives.

I argue that the knife is an inert and inoffensive tool much like a vice or a simple flathead screwdriver - both of which, coincidentally, can be used in an illegal manner.

The problem is with d1ckheads - we don’t need to ban knives we need to ban d1ckheads. I propose that we organise a nationwide dhead Amnesty in which they can all be handed over to the authorities and disposed of, after which we can carry whatever we bloody well choose.

Comments?

anonymous-user

78 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Promised Land said:
Alucidnation said:
Why does anyone need to carry a knife then Dave?

I have managed 50 years without one in my pocket.
I use a Stanley knife every day for my job on housing sites and always carry it on me, now I’m on a site but I also walk on roads where public have moved into their new homes.

Admittedly the blade is sometimes as sharp as a spoon but we always carry it as I use it throughout the day.
Woah, woah, careful lads, we've got Crocodile Dundee here.

Equus

16,980 posts

125 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Dog Star said:
Now you are going to get a response from someone - I suspect the sort of person who might carry their wallet on a chain, and may be works in the facilities arm of IT so crawls under desks - and they’ll say they need it for their job. Maybe they do. But really not anywhere in public ever you do. Even in a bag.
I've carried a properly nasty ('Bowie'-style hunter's) knife 'in public' when I go kayak fishing. It's regarded as an essential piece of safety equipment, in case you fall off the kayak and get tangled in rod/paddle leashes, etc. You carry it strapped to your leg or on your PFD for immediate access. Often launch from busy public beaches.

Divers carry them for the same reason.

Edited by Equus on Saturday 1st February 09:12