A.. boil?!
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w00tman

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609 posts

174 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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What is this, the 17th century?

So I woke up with an achey groin this morning (and not in a good way) and realise I have, what google is suggesting, a boil. Christ.

I've heard the way to treat it is to bring it to a head - and google suggests a bunch of things, from warm compresses to tea tree oil to praying to the old gods that your symptoms are not the sign of bubonic plague.

Any suggests? it's in quite a sensitive area and its a bit red and gnarly looking.

mcelliott

10,492 posts

210 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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I had one in my quad many years ago, it was deep in the skin and took over a year to come to head when it burst I had a cheese like substance that came out like silly string this lasted about 20 minutes forming a ball of pus about the size of a golf ball, now left with a hole in my leg.

w00tman

Original Poster:

609 posts

174 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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Oh great.

popeyewhite

23,032 posts

149 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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hehe

Macneil

1,098 posts

109 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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Needs a photo

Derek Smith

49,747 posts

277 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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My brother had a boil on his arm. We had an aunt who, pre NHS, was seen as the local go to for medical help. She was the area midwife, although without qualifications. She put a bread poultice on it. It worked but my brother was in hospital for three days with the resulting eruption. His still has the scar some 65 or so years later.

I'd suggest that a visit to a pharmacist is a better idea than asking for medical advice from PH or, come to that, my aunt, well meaning as, no doubt, both are.

rowley birkin

513 posts

129 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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mcelliott said:
I had one in my quad many years ago, it was deep in the skin and took over a year to come to head when it burst I had a cheese like substance that came out like silly string this lasted about 20 minutes forming a ball of pus about the size of a golf ball, now left with a hole in my leg.
FFS, I am eating my lunch here !!

Codotuk

580 posts

195 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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I had one in between my butt cheeks, had to go doctor because it was agonisingly painful.

Doctor lanced it, I clenched cheeks and doctor got covered in puss.

Nice day.

AlexC1981

5,775 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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In Roald Dahl's autobiography, Boy, there is a chapter called "Little Ellis and the boil". I have not forgotten it even though I must have read it over 20 years ago!

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=RpLhDAAAQBAJ&a...

sunbeam alpine

7,249 posts

217 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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rowley birkin said:
mcelliott said:
I had one in my quad many years ago, it was deep in the skin and took over a year to come to head when it burst I had a cheese like substance that came out like silly string this lasted about 20 minutes forming a ball of pus about the size of a golf ball, now left with a hole in my leg.
FFS, I am eating drinking my lunch here !!
FTFY...

smile

Cudd Wudd

1,118 posts

154 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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w00tman said:
Oh great.
hehe

mooseracer

2,783 posts

199 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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w00tman said:
Oh great.
laugh

ubbs

710 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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I had one on the gooch! double dose of antibiotics and plenty of hot salty baths did the trick, doctor said I’d have to have it cut open drained and gauze put in to make it heal, didn’t fancy that.
Too much gore describing what it like when it popped in the bathvomit

Lotus Notes

1,331 posts

220 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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My brother had one, the size of a golf ball on his back. He left it for a year and then one day it erupted like Vesuvius and covered the wall in something that can only be described as Ektoplasm - By all accounts the smell was horrendous.

Cue, a large hole in his back and the bedroom needing redecoration.

He should have sought medical advice..

w00tman

Original Poster:

609 posts

174 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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If I die, does anyone want first dibs on an i30N?


mooseracer

2,783 posts

199 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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Not if it erupts on the drivers seat

w00tman

Original Poster:

609 posts

174 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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mooseracer said:
Not if it erupts on the drivers seat
NO DEAL

Some Gump

13,018 posts

215 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
Mein gott.