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Af´noon all...
First rain of the week so I thought I´d pop in and see what I´ve been missing..
hope you´re all working hard... at avoiding work
Hire car goes round roudabouts brilliantly on three wheels... speed limits only apply to pony & trap apprently
Turning left is illegal in Marbella.. or something.. they seem to have stopped it.. apparently the local mayor is a woman who turns right to get everywhere because she won´t turn across the traffic, so we all have to do the same... and there are little policemen with whistles enforcing it.. I practially had a mexican wave of them going on as I tried to scoot left at every side street along the main drag
Right .. looks like the rain is stopping so... moustache!
First rain of the week so I thought I´d pop in and see what I´ve been missing..
hope you´re all working hard... at avoiding work
Hire car goes round roudabouts brilliantly on three wheels... speed limits only apply to pony & trap apprently
Turning left is illegal in Marbella.. or something.. they seem to have stopped it.. apparently the local mayor is a woman who turns right to get everywhere because she won´t turn across the traffic, so we all have to do the same... and there are little policemen with whistles enforcing it.. I practially had a mexican wave of them going on as I tried to scoot left at every side street along the main drag
Right .. looks like the rain is stopping so... moustache!
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thee, thee thee thee theee... butros, butros gali.. et chris waddle.
Scorchio?
Got booted out of a supermarket in Portugal once for doing that sketch. There was four pi55ed brits walking round the booze section going "scorchio?".... not suprising really.
Dont think they got what we are talking about though - thank god.
Cheers,
Paul
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son las senorita's flojas? Déles una palmada en el bum de Mungo!!!!
I'm not fluent in any foreign language (I'm English, why should I care (apart from the Polish girlfriend bit
)). Anyway, I presume mungo is saying "That womans son, flojas, would he place his delicious palm on the bum of mungo?!!!" Would I be right mungster? Have fun Carzee matey, try to use even more long words when there is no need for them than you usually do, just to confuse the buggers.
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Question for you .... Am I the only one who, by the last day of their holiday, just wants to get home to Blighty and play in their Tiv?
No that is a perfectly normal PHer condition. Just don't tell the better half that after a week or two of her undivided attention you're more interested in getting back home and playing with your car!
DAZ
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Question for you .... Am I the only one who, by the last day of their holiday, just wants to get home to Blighty and play in their Tiv?
No that is a perfectly normal PHer condition. Just don't tell the better half that after a week or two of her undivided attention you're more interested in getting back home and playing with your car!
DAZ
I felt exactly the same way. I thought about it in plane, in the airport etc. My girlfriend, bless her, just thought I was desperate to get back my business to ensure that it still existed!! First thing I did when I got home, at 2.30 in the morning? Yep, fired up my car and took her for a drive (after dropping the girlfriend home
). I would NEVER tell her that though. I did once before, and she actually got upset, which I really and truly didn't understand.
But I told her honestly, "Dear, I could never afford a Mistress and a sports car." 
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