Shoes on side of the road - what's that all about?
Shoes on side of the road - what's that all about?
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No_Idea

Original Poster:

1,487 posts

136 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Why do I keep seeing shoes lying on the side of roads? Do people get fed up with what footwear they're wearing and take them off and lob them out the window confused

wildoliver

9,308 posts

245 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Alien tractor beams can't take the footwear too.

Jasandjules

72,600 posts

258 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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I have often commented about this. Who the hell is riding along in a car sticking their foot out of the window.......

alorotom

12,784 posts

216 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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I mentioned this to the wife the other day. Seems to be gaining notoriety too!

Getragdogleg

10,221 posts

212 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Well in some cases it's the scene of an accident, where footwear has been ejected as it happened or discarded by the medical professionals as they start to sort out the victim.

Not all of it mind. Just more than you might realise.

NumBMW

1,016 posts

158 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Yep
And the above was documented by Spike Jonze in 1997

https://youtu.be/i2hTt2FxIYw

drdino

1,320 posts

171 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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An easily accessible thing to throw at someone if you get road rage?

Monkeylegend

29,237 posts

260 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Trainers over telephone line apparently means drug dealers supply in the area, maybe its the same for shoe on the side of the road.

grumpy52

6,062 posts

195 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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The great shoe mystery!
Why is there only ever one ?
Why are they always the most unfashionable things ever sold ?

Fast and Spurious

1,802 posts

117 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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It's a sign that we may be approaching the Shoe Event Horizon.

Digger

16,855 posts

220 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Can we please lace the thread with more shoe puns!

Alan H

179 posts

247 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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It's a sign



andyxxx

1,420 posts

256 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Fast and Spurious said:
It's a sign that we may be approaching the Shoe Event Horizon.
You're talking cobblers

Long Drax

744 posts

199 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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wildoliver said:
Alien tractor beams can't take the footwear too.
Last summer a pair of st-smeared men's underpants were abandoned outside my front gate. I can only guess that the alien tractor beams can't handle heavily soiled briefs either.

ApOrbital

10,587 posts

147 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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rofl

Big-Bo-Beep

884 posts

83 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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I was heartened to see while driving in the usa that the forlorn shoe at the roadside is much evident , as in the UK it should be greeted with a cry of
" Oovavoo" every time one is seen or else bad luck will befall.

alorotom

12,784 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Big-Bo-Beep said:
I was heartened to see while driving in the usa that the forlorn shoe at the roadside is much evident , as in the UK it should be greeted with a cry of
" Oovavoo" every time one is seen or else bad luck will befall.
This I did not know ... no wonder!

Olas

911 posts

86 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Having never left shoes at the side of the road I can only assume that;
They stunk to high heaven, or
Someobody didnt want dog poo inside thier car so left their shoes behind, or
Someone was hit by a car - this often knocks you out of your shoes, or
The owner was too lazy to find bin so discarded them in the manner you might discard a cigarette butt, or
Its a secret code used by gypsy spies for the purpose of communicating with other gypsy spies

PositronicRay

29,001 posts

212 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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It's vanity and frustration of seeking a perfect pair.

Pop into the "show us your shoes" thread and you'll see what I mean.

Brigand

2,547 posts

198 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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I always figured they were builder's boots / trainers, that were on the back of their tipper van and blew / fell off when driving along at speed. They probably changed out of those shoes to do the job then left them perched precariously on a box or something until they fall off.