A spread for the middle aged
A spread for the middle aged
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Derek Smith

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49,798 posts

277 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Now I'm in my late middle age, very late, I've gone through that period when my teenaged kids didn't talk to me but I found it difficult to shut up the satnav. I was wondering if anyone might find a use for a thread where those belittled by youngsters, those same ones who, if they haven't had an accident in their car that week, think it must be Tuesday, can demonstrate our superiority. We are the safest drivers on the road. We have that invaluable skill that can only be gained by experience. You know, experience.

I see in WH Smith magazines that are written in short words and have 'for Seniors' in the title, such as Windows 10 for . . . . By the time I get home, there will be emails from my kids asking if I could look at their laptop 'cause it's gone funny. We, whose first computer was a ZX80, who can programme a Spectrum, can use CLR without panicking, and know when it should be its and when it's is required, are demeaned. I mean, what's the problems with apostrophes? They're simple enough for us 'seniors'.

Shared experiences of the horrors of having an effective brain and being talked down to, just because we can't remember the name of someone we knew 15 years ago. Not too much moaning, but more of how great it is to be our age. A bit of moaning is acceptable.

I'm in the process of reading a book on the brain by Cathy Davidson. It seems that, while our reaction times slow to an extent, we can, and often do in certain circumstances, outperform 25-year-olds.

We need to start it quickly, given Coronavirus.

sociopath

3,433 posts

95 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Errr.

I think I know what you are suggesting, but tbh that post was mostly word soup

Derek Smith

Original Poster:

49,798 posts

277 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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sociopath said:
Errr.

I think I know what you are suggesting, but tbh that post was mostly word soup
Or we could have a thread for those that don't want to play.


Greshamst

2,480 posts

149 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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You sound confused. Let’s sit you down in your comfy chair and bring you a cup of tea eh.

Alzheimer’s is a terrible blight on the old.

Desiderata

2,738 posts

83 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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I'm in.
Just at that stage in life where my kids make fun of everything I do and say,,, right up to the point that they need my help and advice.

Hugo a Gogo

23,437 posts

262 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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InitialDave

15,108 posts

148 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Derek Smith said:
Shared experiences of the horrors of having an effective brain and being talked down to
TBH reading this sentence slowly would probably help boomers to understand why genX/Y/millenials are so irritable all the time.


StevieBee

15,318 posts

284 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Derek Smith said:
Shared experiences of the horrors of having an effective brain and being talked down to
Otherwise know these days as an 'expert'.

As to the theme of your post... I am regularly berated by my family for enjoying programmes like Great British Railway Journeys or that Mortimer and Whitehouse Fishing programme..... "you're such a Dad!" Yet as I type, my OH is crocheting a doll and my daughter (24) is knitting something or other. It's like a day care day room in our lounge.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

192 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Thread title.........Spread or Thread ?

Honk

2,005 posts

232 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Does he take sugar? smile

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

272 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Jam? Marmite? Man spread?
Or just too much to drink?

SAS Tom

3,754 posts

203 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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I thought it was about getting fat.

lost in espace

6,588 posts

236 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Derek my kids think I am an idiot, but the instantly look to me to fix any problem they have.

InitialDave

15,108 posts

148 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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lost in espace said:
Derek my kids think I am an idiot, but the instantly look to me to fix any problem they have.
Wait until they have real problems.

Eric Mc

125,617 posts

294 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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I repeat out loud "I'm not old" twenty times before 7.30 am every day.

After which I have to lie down for a rest.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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Low cholesterol?

Flora. It works for Wogan.


Oh, wait! frown

CubanPete

3,805 posts

217 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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Eric Mc said:
I repeat out loud "I'm not old" twenty times before 7.30 am every day.

After which I have to lie down for a rest.
And stop to have a pee in the middle. Twice, as you can't remember why you got up the first time.

K50 DEL

9,732 posts

257 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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CubanPete said:
Eric Mc said:
I repeat out loud "I'm not old" twenty times before 7.30 am every day.

After which I have to lie down for a rest.
And stop to have a pee in the middle. Twice, as you can't remember why you got up the first time.
My bowels are beautifully regular, at 5 every morning I pee like a racehorse, at 6 I crap for England.

Only problem is, I don't wake up until 7!

GAjon

4,087 posts

242 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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Greshamst said:
Alzheimer’s is a terrible blight on the old.
Yes, but you get to meet new friends everyday.

Skyedriver

23,407 posts

311 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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Desiderata said:
I'm in.
Just at that stage in life where my kids make fun of everything I do and say,,, right up to the point that they need my help and advice.
You too?