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Apache Mrs

Original Poster:

11 posts

280 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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:D

Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND......

When we have real TROUBLE,
it's a HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's
problems start with MEN?

:thumbup:

zippee

14,125 posts

263 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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You know the best bit though? Us men will never have to know the suffering you go through with each of these. Worst we have to put up with is shaving every other day.

PS Cracking Griff judging by your profile

Apache Mrs

Original Poster:

11 posts

280 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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zippee said:
You know the best bit though? Us men will never have to know the suffering you go through with each of these. Worst we have to put up with is shaving every other day.

PS Cracking Griff judging by your profile



So you are saying that your other half has never put you throught the pain and suffering she has to go through every month, well she is letting the side down me thinks, she is not trying hard enough.



Sold the Griff begining of the year, she now lives in holland.



>> Edited by apache mrs on Monday 13th June 17:50

>> Edited by apache mrs on Monday 13th June 17:51

Li'l pugs

1,323 posts

288 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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What about HERnia ???

Apache Mrs

Original Poster:

11 posts

280 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Men deserve something

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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zippee said:
You know the best bit though? Us men will never have to know the suffering you go through with each of these. Worst we have to put up with is shaving every other day.
[macho mode on]every other day? Are you sure you are a man? [macho mode off]





(this is a joke, I am not really questioning your masculinity)

Li'l pugs

1,323 posts

288 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Apache Mrs said:
Men deserve something


Yeah well we get HERnia's from trying to pick you lot up, or trying to perform SHEnanigans !

apache mrs

Original Poster:

11 posts

280 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Li'l pugs

If you like picking up BIG ladies and having shenanigans withh them I would expect you to get a HERnia

dieseljohn

2,114 posts

285 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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HERpes?

Edited to remove comedy spelling error

>> Edited by dieseljohn on Monday 13th June 18:12

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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i love the idea that men don't have to suffer like women do. what about building bridges, flying rockets et al? you don't think we want to do those things do you? they're really hard. its ALL to impress you women. i can guarantee you that the first thing that an astronaut says when he comes back to earth to the first women he sees is 'so, did you see me up there?'. that is suffering. menstrual cramps? pah, try low trajectory orbits.


most of this rant was brought to you by Seinfeld (C) though if everyone thinks this is funny ill delete this bit and claim credit. and if i get launched into by a whole bunch of you id like to point out that i totally disagree with the above. in every way. totally.