Caption competition.

[So]

Courtesy of the BBC this morning.

[Kenty]

"what you doing now Boris?"
"my left hand is sliding in my pocket now....."
"OOOh you naughty boy!!"

[bazza white]

Done, Charles has the virus should be dead within a week.


-no I said Andrew, ANDREW.

[Spare tyre]

We are looking for nhs volunteers

I have my cleaning tabard on, will be down the ward to wipe some bums shortly

[GAjon]

“No , four popadoms two mango chutney “

[Fishlegs]

No, Mr Johnson, it's not a speed dial. One's telephone number really is "1".