Are wood pigeons thick?
Are wood pigeons thick?
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rolex

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3,120 posts

287 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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There is a wood pigeon flying inside our engineering shop for 3 days now up in the rafters, we have opened three big roller doors for it to escape but it just flies from rafter to rafter and completely ignores the big open doors at the side. I think the human race is like this and often wonder what is in front of our noses which we cannot see

JonRB

80,032 posts

301 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Urban Wood Pigeons are indeed thick.

Ones in the country are so intelligent that they can tell the difference between an armed human and an unarmed one.

The wonders of evolution & 'survival of the fittest', eh?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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JonRB said:
Some very rude things about pigeons....


Pigeon will be along soon to execute you.....

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Put some corn down for it in a trail leading out of the door.

Also put some down inside when you pack up in the evenings, and some water, too - it'll need it after 3 days.

Also try and leave the doors open when there's nobody about. Unlike town pigeons, wood pigeons are extremely nervous around people. It's possible that it knows jolly well where the door is but is afraid to come down from the rafters because there are big nasty humans about.

Another possible approach to this would be to turn off all the machines in the door half of the shop and get all the people working down the other end.

Good thing is that at this time of year with the light evenings there's plenty of scope to do stuff like this after hours.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Told you....

Don't be fooled by this cool reasoning.....

He's gonna execute you......

moleamol

15,887 posts

292 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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Twice.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Monday 13th June 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

JonRB said:
Some very rude things about pigeons....

Pigeon will be along soon to execute you.....



Actually, he's not so far off... Urban wood pigeons have lots of food but few hazards apart from cats; they can "afford" to be nervous and panicky about hazards because they have plenty of time on their hands. Rural ones don't want to leave their food every time they see a human, so they learn what guns are.

They don't like cities much, though; not enough green. So there are few of them in cities compared to town pigeons, which are a different species. They are the feral descendants of domesticated rock doves, which is why they are much more happy than wood pigeons about hanging around with humans.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Watch it....

Nervous will be along soon to execute you.....



who's this panicky bloke.....?

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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He can't, he's in Scunthorpe!

D Fender

377 posts

257 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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rolex said:
ARE WOOD PIGEONS THICK



'Pends what you carve 'em outa!














If it's outa 2 short planks........

They'd be very thick!


wiggy001

7,345 posts

300 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Can't bee too think... the buggers have just moved into a new pad with Sky TV... Or more precisely, have just moved into the bracket holding my Sky dish to the wall!

Bllody noisy gits too with all that flapping and cooing. Any idea the best way to evict them? And should one serve red or white wine...?

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Wait till they lay, then take the eggs ASAP and remove the nest.

They will lay two a couple of days apart, and not start sitting the first one until the second arrives.

You sure these are wood pigeons? Sounds more like a town pigeon's kind of nest site. Wood pigeons prefer trees and things, and much better hidden nests.

billynomates

2,101 posts

265 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Wood Pigeons very tasty
Dark meat that runs down the breast bone is extra yummy.

Not to be with the flying tree rats seen in every city town motor way bridge etc.

billynomates

2,101 posts

265 months

Wednesday 15th June 2005
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los angeles said:
Must be hundreds of dovecots dotted around the British Isles, extant from the days we kept pigeons for winter food.


Yep your right there LA ...fresh meat and eggs for very little work ....

Now the bloody pidgeons have cottened on and turned things round.

Mean while a plastic dovecote with a plastic dove attached is all the rage on ones barn conversion dont you know