Bernie Ecclestone, 89, to become a dad again.
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amazingly his first daughter is 65. I wonder what the record is for gap between siblings. 
ked up world we live in I despair it goes against nature for a nonagenarian to be having sex with a woman of child bearing age.
have women no effing shame ?
they should be allowing their eggs to be fertilised by young, handsome, tall,
virile exemplars of manhood, not weasel faced, skeletal, homuncular, wrinkly coffin dodgers.
have women no effing shame ?
they should be allowing their eggs to be fertilised by young, handsome, tall,
virile exemplars of manhood, not weasel faced, skeletal, homuncular, wrinkly coffin dodgers.
Made me think of this old joke:
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
YankeePorker said:
Made me think of this old joke:
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
Big-Bo-Beep said:
it goes against nature for a nonagenarian to be having sex with a woman of child bearing age.
have women no effing shame ?
they should be allowing their eggs to be fertilised by young, handsome, tall,
virile exemplars of manhood, not weasel faced, skeletal, homuncular, wrinkly coffin dodgers.
have women no effing shame ?
they should be allowing their eggs to be fertilised by young, handsome, tall,
virile exemplars of manhood, not weasel faced, skeletal, homuncular, wrinkly coffin dodgers.
thebraketester said:
Ridgemont said:
thebraketester said:
Pretty selfish in my opinion...
I doubt it; it’s not as if he’s going to live long enough for the child to have any idea he ever existed.
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