Pregnancy question for the PH 'medical' people...
Pregnancy question for the PH 'medical' people...
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forever_driving

Original Poster:

1,869 posts

279 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Hope someone can shed some light on this subject, as I don't have a clue.

(I'll try to be as clean as possible)

OK, a couple of weeks ago, I met a new girl, an absolute stunner and after a few dates, one thing led to another and something 'fun' happened between us.

Anyway, we had sex a couple of times with rubbers and then once with none... but to be careful without the condom I didn't err 'finish'... it was all a bit tantric.

Well, it now seems that she's pregnant and I'm confused as to why... surely the :sperm: has to leave my body for pregnancy to happen. Is there a medical explanation? Can some small amount sometimes seep out before the finish?

Or, is the only reasonable explanation... 'another bloke'?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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You seep sperm.. you don't have to actually .. er finish.

but i thought it took longer than two weeks to find out?

Harry Flashman

21,784 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Oh dear - you are in trouble (and I can't believe you didn't know this); your little army of fertility can exit the howitzer well before the main explosion - which is why the "withdrawal method" is no method at all.

Good luck chap. Hope your wife doesn't find out.

dtuson

719 posts

310 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Ouch. Yep a little bit of pre-cum is all it takes to produce a little you.

Did you not go to school between the ages of 14-16?

The good news is that Tony Blair and his cronies are more than happy to put some dosh into a fund for the baby, or, if you are the type not to take responsibility for your actions, have a department called the CSA, that are so inefecient that your fun evening will probably not cost you a penny.

Well done tiger.

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Why oh why did you have unprotected sex so quickly (STD's at epidemic levels in this country) and when she is not on the pill?

Sorry to be harsh but you are asking for trouble.

And yes, sperm can be released before you "finish" and it only takes one.

esselte

14,626 posts

296 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:
but i thought it took longer than two weeks to find out?



Not if it's timed properly(or wrongly depending on your POV )
So it could be or

Harry Flashman

21,784 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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garyhun said:


And yes, sperm can be released before you "finish" and it only takes one.


And it was probably the loser one who was hanging around the track knowing it wasn't a match for the big guys waiting behind the blocks.

bruciebabe

1,126 posts

270 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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garyhun said:
Why oh why did you have unprotected sex so quickly (STD's at epidemic levels in this country) and when she is not on the pill?

Sorry to be harsh but you are asking for trouble.

And yes, sperm can be released before you "finish" and it only takes one.


Very true.
The good news is that you can DNA test in America by mailorder. As ever Google is your friend.

M@H

11,298 posts

301 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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..considering how long some couples try to conceive I'd be quite amazed if you have "scored a goal" after only three attempts, two of which the goalie saved, and the third one you only dribbled the ball from the penalty spot.

Another explanation.. perhaps she's not actually pregnant

Cheers,
Matt.

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:
but i thought it took longer than two weeks to find out?


You are damn right it takes more than 2 weeks to find out. You "may" get a positive result after that time, but to be honest almost all vendors of testers wont guarantee the result - its not within their bounds of testing.

For a proper result you need a full urine test from a doctor. This is much more accurate and worth getting sorted. But, to be honest hormones fluctuate wildly during ovulation that its a little predictable - assuming that she has identified that she isnt "on" and got a test. Otherwise she must be one of the extremely rare women who can detect such things. But to be honest the average woman wouldnt know until 4-6 at the earliest and even then its usually 1-2 week AFTER ovulation....

Seems dodgy and strange. Its possible, but lets be honest - look at the raw facts of the chances of getting pregnant and put it into perspective. I think we need to consider the probability of "another bloke" here....

Oh, and if you are interested get a sperm test at a family health clinic. They can let you know what your count is and if you are firing blanks or if you have a spectacularly high count.... might add strength to any discussions you might need to have....

Sounds odd though...

forever_driving

Original Poster:

1,869 posts

279 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Thanks (or maybe not) for the information, she's off to see the doctor tomorrow for a proper test.

Looks like there might be a new member of PH in 9 months

Krusty

2,473 posts

278 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Is she part of 'Climax Racing'??

forever_driving

Original Poster:

1,869 posts

279 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Krusty said:
Is she part of 'Climax Racing'??


OH, well done

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

275 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Could be another bloke, only way is for a blood test after the little fella is born.

It is possible to get a girlie pregnant without going all the way, the little buggers cant wait to escape!

Antwerpman

835 posts

287 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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your Fed!!! Those little soldiers can swim before you even know they have set off

Anyway, looking on the bright side at least you knocked up a looker and not a minger, imagine if she was a 10 pinter and you had this news!!

>> Edited by Antwerpman on Tuesday 14th June 16:16

apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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You sure she's preggers? it might just be wind

wacky racer

41,300 posts

276 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Assuming she IS pregnant, and it is a big IF, how do you, (or she) know it's yours???

Don't take HER word for it, and insist on a DNA test, otherwise you will be changing your log in name to "forever paying".....

Also, ever heard of AIDS?????......

If you don't want to start a fire, don't play with matches or If you can't stand the heat keep out of the kitchen.............(or something like that anyway)......

Krusty

2,473 posts

278 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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wacky racer said:

Also, ever heard of AIDS?????......


Let's just pi$$ right on his chips. You're going to loose all your money.....and then you're going to die.

FD - Get yourselves tested. Only way to know for sure.

lemmonie

6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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Harry Flashman said:
- which is why the "withdrawal method" is no method at all.




Worked for me for 2 years !!!!!!!!!!

Jinx

12,019 posts

289 months

Tuesday 14th June 2005
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First things first - I believe it is impossible for a test to give a false positive. Therefore girl is probably pregnent.
If it was only two weeks ago you did the deed - most likely she was already pregnant at the time. Most women don't routinely test themselves and would only have a test after a missed period - hence a lot longer gap than two weeks.
Why did she test herself? Why does she believe the child is yours?