Crrunnnch!!!

[Animal]

Chatting to my gaffer this morning, he told me that he'd lost his S-Class on Friday.

He got back to the station in the evening, only to be confronted with an empty space. Upon approaching the car park attendant he was told that his car, along with half a dozen others, had been taken out by a runaway cement truck that had apparently mangled his motor beyond recognition.

Poor gaffer... Still, he has got three other cars at home!

[samn01]

Lucky he was not in it when it happened really !!

[nigelbasson]

quote: runaway cement truck

I was told at school but some mad English teacher that laughter is based upon fear so as I don't want this to happen to my car I can't help but intially laugh.

[pete_w]

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I was told at school but some mad English teacher that laughter is based upon fear so as I don't want this to happen to my car I can't help but intially laugh.

Alas, the teacher didn't teach English well! :nooffence:

[nigelbasson]

Arrrrgh!! That's the problem with looking at Pistonheads at work and trying to type without the boss noticing.

Although it is tempting to edit the message so that it holds no grammatical or spelling mistakes.

[Bonce]

quote:
Although it is tempting to edit the message so that it holds no grammatical or spelling mistakes.

Impossible! Many people have tried this and failed.
Some pedant will always find a floor [sic] in your English.

[gnomesmith]

The Police can take no action without concrete evidence.

[dennisthemenace]

quote:
The Police can take no action without concrete evidence.