Kim Jong Un

[pitboard]

Is he dead?

[Cold]

pitboard said:

Is he dead?

His surgeon may well be.

[easytiger123]

He's not dead. Just ronery.

[JontyR]

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

So who takes over from the fantasy role if he does succumb to heart failure or whatever has taken him out of the limelight?


Unlike when his father died and he was in a position to take over, Kim only has a 7yr old daughter. He has managed to bump off one of his brothers, so then that just leaves one of the other Kims (Must be a nightmare for role call!)

I dont think he will be climbing any mountains in his normal shoes for a while.

[Puggit]

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

An A1 target for Covid-19 then...

[anonymous-user]

pitboard said:

Is he dead?

We can hope.......

[vikingaero]

Puggit said:

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

An A1 target for Covid-19 then...

Isn't his rotund stature down to a penchant for cheese?

[Shakermaker]

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

So who takes over from the fantasy role if he does succumb to heart failure or whatever has taken him out of the limelight?


Unlike when his father died and he was in a position to take over, Kim only has a 7yr old daughter. He has managed to bump off one of his brothers, so then that just leaves one of the other Kims (Must be a nightmare for role call!)

I dont think he will be climbing any mountains in his normal shoes for a while.

According to this artcile, he's not "seriously ill"

But if he was, then the most likely successor is his sister

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52364055

Edited by Shakermaker on Tuesday 21st April 11:56

[JontyR]

Puggit said:

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

An A1 target for Covid-19 then...

Yes it does appear there is a direct correlation between the above issues and the BAME deaths.

[JontyR]

vikingaero said:

Puggit said:

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.

An A1 target for Covid-19 then...

Isn't his rotund stature down to a penchant for cheese?

Are you suggesting he is a babybel? That isnt a waxy outer I would want to peal off!

[Newc]

JontyR said:

So who takes over from the fantasy role if he does succumb to heart failure or whatever has taken him out of the limelight?

Whoever the Chinese government wants to have in their southern buffer state. I wonder if they'll give up with the Kims this time round and just stick a generic military person in.

[Zirconia]

Find out at the next test. Who is pressing the button, roll up roll up....place your bets.

I reckon he tried Joe Wicks workout and over did it.

[Europa1]

JontyR said:

Are you suggesting he is a babybel? That isnt a waxy outer I would want to peal off!

Hell's bells!

[FourWheelDrift]

Shakermaker said:

According to this artcile, he's not "seriously ill"

But if he was, then the most likely successor is his sister

https://www.vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk/forums/gen...

Is she a big Vauxhall fan too?

[Reciprocating mass]

He is currently on holiday with Dennis Rodman
Should be back in a fortnight

[CourtAgain]

FourWheelDrift said:

Shakermaker said:

According to this artcile, he's not "seriously ill"

But if he was, then the most likely successor is his sister

https://www.vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk/forums/gen...

Is she a big Vauxhall fan too?

Was it posted under their "Sad News" thread? I couldn't find it amongst posts of Vectra's for breaking or Mokka issues

[Shakermaker]

CourtAgain said:

FourWheelDrift said:

Shakermaker said:

According to this artcile, he's not "seriously ill"

But if he was, then the most likely successor is his sister

https://www.vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk/forums/gen...

Is she a big Vauxhall fan too?

Was it posted under their "Sad News" thread? I couldn't find it amongst posts of Vectra's for breaking or Mokka issues

Ha! Error on my part there! corrected - here's the link I intended to post

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52364055

[Fundoreen]

Who's next in line? Kim Jong sleepy?

[Tankrizzo]

Fundoreen said:

Who's next in line? Kim Jong sleepy?

Kim Jong Deux!

[rodericb]

JontyR said:

He really isnt a well boy, overweight, Diabetes, Hypertension and now Heart issues.
So who takes over from the fantasy role if he does succumb to heart failure or whatever has taken him out of the limelight?

His sister, Kim Yo Jung? Imagine the fawning by the western media about "new hope" and so on. Maybe a posse of influential women from the west (Amal Clooney, Hilary, Megan et al) will mount an special envoy over the NK and broker peace on Earth.