Ted old buddy old pal.......
Ted old buddy old pal.......
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pwig

Original Poster:

12,001 posts

293 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2002
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I wanna make a new award for BTAP, and then nominate myself.

'most useless member'




Anyone got any awards they think they could win?

miniman

29,273 posts

285 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2002
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"Member with lowest bhp car (39)"

Imelda

793 posts

289 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Member most likely to say 'moist'......

umar b

1,484 posts

290 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Member who gets paid to do "research" on the internet but doesn't bother coz he's on PH all the time.

I'd win that hands down

Umar

Podie

46,647 posts

298 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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"Greatest number of knob gags"

Although it may be a close run thing with plotloss, mungo, scruff, yertis, carzee, incorrigible...

>> Edited by Podie on Thursday 3rd October 11:05

incorrigible

13,668 posts

284 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Is it bigger than a bread bin

Most "I'm a bit thick, how do I fix my car 'cause I'm far too tight to take it to a specialist" questions

anonymous-user

77 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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best location ofr a ph sticker?.

Fer

7,763 posts

303 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Furthest off topic?

Jackass

135 posts

282 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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"Member with lowest bhp car (39)"



I'd be in the running for that too I think you beat me on cc though (1043)

dern

14,055 posts

302 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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"Member with lowest bhp car (39)"



I'd be in the running for that too I think you beat me on cc though (1043)

Sorry, tonystiny has a 2cv and they only have 29bhp.

Mark

miniman

29,273 posts

285 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Sorry, tonystiny has a 2cv and they only have 29bhp.


Wait up, I'll go and de-tune it!

Podie

46,647 posts

298 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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What about if you've got an engine that doesn't turn? Then surely you've got no bhp...?

mel

10,168 posts

298 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Or a horse thats surely got 1hp.


Oh shit don't mention the "H" word.

Podie

46,647 posts

298 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Oh shit don't mention the "H" word.



iguana

7,298 posts

283 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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best location of a ph sticker?.



I second this idea!! lots of fun to be had..

cotty

41,842 posts

307 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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best location of a ph sticker?.



I second this idea!! lots of fun to be had..



Ho no I can see this turning into readers wives

Jackass

135 posts

282 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Or a horse thats surely got 1hp.



Actually it's all a con on the Steam Engine salesmens part, the average carthorse puts out 4hp, they just chose some pansy pony to calculate the power of

campbell

2,500 posts

306 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Or a horse thats surely got 1hp.

Oh shit don't mention the "H" word.




Oh shit don't mention the "H" word.





Ive got 6 of them so I must have 6 Big Harry Hourse four legged Power then Cool

Do I get the award then

Fatboy

8,254 posts

295 months

Thursday 3rd October 2002
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Or a horse thats surely got 1hp.


Oh shit don't mention the "H" word.

And certainly don't mention dogs at the same time

Fer

7,763 posts

303 months

Friday 4th October 2002
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How about an award for the biggest thread hijacker?

Oh, btw, what about that Anti-Plane rally last week, all those people complaining about airports.

(was going to say Anti-Hunting, but that would risk opening a can of words)