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Saleen836

Original Poster:

12,288 posts

233 months

Friday 15th May 2020
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Your wife gives birth to twins only for you to find out..
You are only the father of 1!

bloomen

9,577 posts

183 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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Surely India is the undisputed heavyweight champion of freakish births. They manage to pull things off no one else can even dream of.

RDMcG

20,578 posts

231 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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Saleen836 said:
Your wife gives birth to twins only for you to find out..
You are only the father of 1!
One child policy problem;

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

160 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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You'd think some people might be more careful if a DNA test is part of registering the birth.

Cudd Wudd

1,116 posts

149 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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‘They have at least two fathers,' Ms Deng suggested.

I wonder if there’s an upper limit wobble

Also, this is a great quiz question I shall now try and memorise (daily Mail being a good authoritative source):

Twins being born with different fathers is an extremely rare occurrence known as heteropaternal superfecundation.


Petrus1983

10,934 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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anonymous said:
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If you google it they pronounce the words verbally for you.



Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

183 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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I loved the comment of the father saying that one of the kids didn't look like him.

It reminded as a kid of the (politically incorrect) joke of all Chinese looking like each other.


FourWheelDrift

91,952 posts

308 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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Daily Mail said:
A Chinese man (not the one pictured)
Thanks, I wondered what a Chinese man looked like.

anonymous-user

78 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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Not sure on only China, I'm sure there was one in England in the last few years.

bigandclever

14,234 posts

262 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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What’s weird is the wail ran the same story a year ago. Must be a slow news week. Twins! laugh

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6851891/W...

Dont Panic

1,389 posts

75 months

Saturday 16th May 2020
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The Spruce Goose said:
Not sure on only China, I'm sure there was one in England in the last few years.
Probably Dewsbury.