Woman chopped in half and dumped in two suitcases in forest
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Apologies for the gutter link, but holy f
king st
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11657401/woman-named...
ETA: Whoops, title should read "woman"
king sthttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11657401/woman-named...
ETA: Whoops, title should read "woman"
Far better to dump remains in two Hermes parcels.
Then they will never be found.
The reason carpet should be used to dispose of bodies is it is often used for weed control on allotments etc etc. Thus when your casual gardener comes across it they think, "Oh weeds, ill leave it be, not like there is a dead body underneath or owt".
Suitcases however do not compose and whilst the Forrest of Dean is a good place supposedly to dispose of dead bodies (wild pigs and boar eat them) wild pigs and boar do not have opposable thumbs to open suitcases. Thus only an amateur, and a truly rank one at that, uses suitcases.
Then they will never be found.
The reason carpet should be used to dispose of bodies is it is often used for weed control on allotments etc etc. Thus when your casual gardener comes across it they think, "Oh weeds, ill leave it be, not like there is a dead body underneath or owt".
Suitcases however do not compose and whilst the Forrest of Dean is a good place supposedly to dispose of dead bodies (wild pigs and boar eat them) wild pigs and boar do not have opposable thumbs to open suitcases. Thus only an amateur, and a truly rank one at that, uses suitcases.
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StanleyT said:
Far better to dump remains in two Hermes parcels.
Then they will never be found.
The reason carpet should be used to dispose of bodies is it is often used for weed control on allotments etc etc. Thus when your casual gardener comes across it they think, "Oh weeds, ill leave it be, not like there is a dead body underneath or owt".
Suitcases however do not compose and whilst the Forrest of Dean is a good place supposedly to dispose of dead bodies (wild pigs and boar eat them) wild pigs and boar do not have opposable thumbs to open suitcases. Thus only an amateur, and a truly rank one at that, uses suitcases.
Eeek, I said Forest of Dean without reading the Sun link. I didn't realise it was that forest. I think my friend who pretends to be from Hereford (or not) knows that area too well or is winding me up.Then they will never be found.
The reason carpet should be used to dispose of bodies is it is often used for weed control on allotments etc etc. Thus when your casual gardener comes across it they think, "Oh weeds, ill leave it be, not like there is a dead body underneath or owt".
Suitcases however do not compose and whilst the Forrest of Dean is a good place supposedly to dispose of dead bodies (wild pigs and boar eat them) wild pigs and boar do not have opposable thumbs to open suitcases. Thus only an amateur, and a truly rank one at that, uses suitcases.
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