Birthday Limericks?

[Graham B]

Anyone got any funny birthday limericks? I've got 3 birthday cards to write this evening (all to be opened tonight) need some good sugestions!!!

One's for a bloke the other two for women.

Cheers,

Graham

>>> Edited by Graham B on Thursday 3rd October 17:48

[JSG]

For a lady.

Its your Birthday and I love you to bits
You're more beautiful now than when you had zits
So if I buy you a drink will you show us your tits

Happy Birthday

[Graham B]

Anyone got anymore?

Graham

[GrahamJay]

It's your Birthday so get yourself slaughtered,
It's not a bad suggestion, your mates think you ought to,
Go for a Ping Pong Tiddly in the nuclear sub,
You know your Birthday's gone well when your carried out the pub!

And not birthday related but still chuckleworthy!

There once was a man from Cosham,
Who took out his balls to wash'em,
His wife said Jack if you don't put em back,
I'll stand on the bastards and squash'em!

[manek]

Now to mark the day you were born
I've decided to learn the French horn
But I've found it's quite tough
And I've just had enough
So instead I'll just sit here and fawn.

I'll get me anorak...