How do you live with a female?

[A500leroy]

Rant (probably) but, I only work with them but my god thank god im single and bent, They are like felines if you do as they want they are cuddly and loving, the second you step out of line you are all the coughs under the sun, your lazy your stupid. How any of you live like that, i doth my cap to you!

[Cylon2007]

I don't

[Jules Sunley]

I wondered if it was April 1st when I saw this....

The answer is 'find the right one and be nice to her' - although if this isn't a comedy post then maybe not your bag OP

[Roofless Toothless]

Can't live with them, can't live without them.

[anonymous-user]

Jules Sunley said:

I wondered if it was April 1st when I saw this....

The answer is 'find the right one and be nice to her' - although if this isn't a comedy post then maybe not your bag OP

I think you missed a crucial part of his lifestyle ?

[anonymous-user]

As Alex Higgins said: ‘why go for a tight brown one when you can go for an easy pink’

[conkerman]

Women are people.

Some are nice.

Some are nasty.

It can take a while to determine which you have.

[HustleRussell]

I have some female opposite numbers in other departments who are so good that it recently occurred to me that they are making me painfully aware of my white male privilege. One of them doing so while in her third trimester

[No_Idea]

Sex. That's about it really

[A500leroy]

V6 Pushfit said:

As Alex Higgins said: ‘why go for a tight brown one when you can go for an easy pink’

This needs credit.

[ElectricSoup]

A500leroy said:

Rant (probably) but, I only work with them but my god thank god im single and bent, They are like felines if you do as they want they are cuddly and loving, the second you step out of line you are all the coughs under the sun, your lazy your stupid. How any of you live like that, i doth my cap to you!

Doff. You doff your cap.

I can't help you with your question though, 22 years married and I haven't got a clue how I do it. I think it's denial.

[anonymous-user]

How do i live with my wife?? Easy, the day we got married i took my ego and my opinion, put them carefully in a box protected by bubble wrap, then smashed the living fking st out of them because i am no longer allowed either.

Now i'm almost perfect apparently*










*42% i believe was the figure quoted.

[MYOB]

I've known a fair number of "bent" (I'm paraphrasing the OP) chaps through work, and trust me, they are high maintenance too!

God, such drama queens!

[stemll]

Ignore them as much as possible and, when they do corner you, say "Yes"

[Johnnytheboy]

Take what they say literally and act accordingly.

If you ask them a question and they don't answer directly, ask it again in a slightly louder voice. <repeat>

Eventually, like a horse, you will break their spirit and they become a delight.

[Stay in Bed Instead]

Would locked up in a cellar count as living with?

[NicheMonkey]

Treat them mean keep them keen

[PHlL]

To learn to love arguing, and that winning means everything, no matter how small the problem is.

[V1nce Fox]

I recall once hearing the phrase "If we couldn't fk 'em they'd be stacked ten high at the tip".

[crofty1984]

V1nce Fox said:

I recall once hearing the phrase "If we couldn't fk 'em they'd be stacked ten high at the tip".

Genuine LOL