The ex-Duke of Westminster Bristol Beaufighter
The ex-Duke of Westminster Bristol Beaufighter
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anonymous-user

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83 months

Friday 17th July 2020
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underwhelmist

2,046 posts

163 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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It's not really a looker, is it?

DAVEVO9

3,469 posts

296 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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underwhelmist said:
It's not really a looker, is it?
Def not

And the front plate is pissed

underwhelmist

2,046 posts

163 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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JPvanRossem said:
The front plate is perfectly aligned with the offside indicator.
True. This is the sort of attention to detail you don't get on mass-produced vehicles.

hilly10

7,540 posts

257 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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No wonder they never sold many of that model, woeful design

Louis Balfour

28,176 posts

251 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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JPvanRossem said:
Can you explain why you love them?

To my eye Bristol cars, with few exceptions, are utter eyesores.


Equus

16,980 posts

130 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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underwhelmist said:
JPvanRossem said:
The front plate is perfectly aligned with the offside indicator.
True. This is the sort of attention to detail you don't get on mass-produced vehicles.
hehe

Mikebentley

8,587 posts

169 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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I don’t think there was much design budget with that. It looks like Tarquin from sales said “I can draw cars” and they let him do it.

Mikebentley

8,587 posts

169 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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You see the car in the advert looks slab sided whereas the one in the book shows the side profile much better and looks the better for it. Disclaimer: My dad had a Bristol a 407 I believe. I think he paid £200 for it in the 1960s. I have the reciept and a letter from Bristol AC Cars sent to him headed and typed on foolscap paper when he asked them a technical question.

alfaspecial

1,193 posts

169 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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JPvanRossem said:
underwhelmist said:
It's not really a looker, is it?
Uncle Monty, he say, "I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrot...Excuse me..."
Withnail: "I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.
But a Bristol Beaufighter? - It stirs my soul as it turns my stomach"


I laughed at the presentation - wonky number plate. And the looks are so dated. But Bristols 'do something' to me.
But I couldn't afford one. Well, couldn't justify real-world 8mpg!


https://www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/article... 16.5 mpg


ettore

5,075 posts

281 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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Louis Balfour said:
JPvanRossem said:
Can you explain why you love them?

To my eye Bristol cars, with few exceptions, are utter eyesores.
To be fair, most of them were lovely looking things up until the later horrors. Weren’t Zagato involved with the slab-sided one’s?

I like Bristols - struggle with these ones but a nice 410 or 411 would do me.

Louis Balfour

28,176 posts

251 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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ettore said:
To be fair, most of them were lovely looking things up until the later horrors. Weren’t Zagato involved with the slab-sided one’s?

I like Bristols - struggle with these ones but a nice 410 or 411 would do me.
They are less gopping than some other models. but they still have the whiff of Eastern Bloc about them.

21st Century Man

42,561 posts

277 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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Many many years ago there was a very Patrician looking elderly grey haired lady who used to dash about my home town in one of these. She had a certain look of faded sixties/seventies glamour model about her, the clothes she wore, the jewellery she wore, the accessories, the knotted head scarf just so, her general deportment. She was just marvellous, as was the car.

I love 'em, but it has to be said, they do look bloody awful. They are very well made, but you'd never know, panel gaps that'd make an old Rangie blush.

gforceg

3,525 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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It's the ones they left on the drawing board that make me yearn for a different reality; the Bar fighter and Bank raider could have change modern motoring forever.

RATATTAK

18,953 posts

218 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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DAVEVO9 said:
Def not

And the front plate is pissed
yes


tog

4,948 posts

257 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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Mikebentley said:
I don’t think there was much design budget with that. It looks like Tarquin from sales said “I can draw cars” and they let him do it.
Tarquini maybe - the 412 / Beaufighter is a Zagato design, basically a scaled up Lancia Beta Spyder; they even share tail lights. They were built in Filton though. I believe this 1990 car was the last one of 20-odd Beaufighters built, including one full convertible version (the Beaufort).

They are unusual looking machines certainly, which don't photograph easily but do have quite a handsome presence when seen in the metal.

RATATTAK

18,953 posts

218 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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RATATTAK said:
DAVEVO9 said:
And the front plate is pissed
yes

In fact the whole panel under the front bumper looks skewed, as if it's had a bump.

classicaholic

2,225 posts

99 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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No pics of the headlining! not a non smokers car!

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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Apparently the reason the 412 / Beaufighter is so large was a miscommunication down the phone between Bristol (I think Tony Crook) and Zagato, so the end product ended up huge.

The car is known as the 'fridge freezer' within Bristol Owners Club - particularly the white one that's quite famous.

Bristols in general are narrow - and in turn, to some, ungainly - because they were designed to be thread through London streets whilst still maintaining that long distance cruiser brief. They are, despite some 'hand built' finishing - read wonky lights and number plate - built to aeroplane tolerances and standards and were specifically made to last decades..not many manufacturers did/do that. Most are still on the road (driving, before someone gets clever!).


21st Century Man

42,561 posts

277 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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I'm sure the wonky plate and indicator have got nothing to do with Bristol, more a lack of attention to detail on the part of the selling dealer, it would've been an easy fix before taking the sale photographs.