Hmmmm... perhaps this might win?

[goodlife]

Cheaper than a new Nardo engine, and 100% likely to win ;)

Not sure about the cornering though :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556781271&rd=1

[quote=The eBay ad says][i]It runs 200mph to 300mph quicker than it runs 0-150mph[/i][/quote]

[burriana]

I like the listed safety features - parachute!

[Davey S1]

Not sure how well it would be able to manage the first bend though.